IT HANDLES GREAT, EXCEPT WHEN IT'S IN HEAT

Key Quote: I WAS LIKE HEY, CAN YOU TURN THIS INTO A CATBUS?

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

Comments

[KJP]

Catbus... Catbus... Alone in the world is a little catbus.

[Siouxie]

...BECAUSE ITS REALLY FURRY AND SOMETIMES PEOPLE GET SICK ON IT.

I hate it when that happens.

(head back in gutter)

[Mot the Hoople]

I dunno, when I was young a pussy bus meant something entirely different.

[Doc Rick]

My cat has about .000005K on him and weighs almost as much as the Cat Bus. Wonder how much I could get for him?

[Cheryl Howard]

...BECAUSE ITS REALLY FURRY AND SOMETIMES PEOPLE GET SICK ON IT.

What a big silly. The people aren't getting sick, they are just hacking up a fur ball.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Slow down, you mew too fast.
You got to make the meowing last.
Just starin' down the mousie' hole.
Lickin' ma fur and feline groovy.
Hello slow lane,
Whatcha knowing?
I've come to watch your catnip growing.
Ain't cha got no mice for me?
Doobie a doo-doo,
Feline groovy.

Got no deeds to do,
No promises to keep.
I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep.
Let the can opener give all its goodness to me.
Meow, I love you,
All is groovy.

[padraig]

Things I already do not want to know about this vehicle:
1) What it smells like after driving in the rain.
2) What the horn sounds like.
3) What the upholstery looks like.
4) What it uses for lubrication.

Feel free to make your own additions.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Keep it away from the 'Dumb & Dumber' van.

[Franchise Whale]

Really enjoyed it, I wanted to click out and
you kept pulling me back in! Many thanks
and keep up the great work!

[wickedwitch]

awsome AWbh.

[Mot the Hoople]

How does it get rid of a furball?

[packsaddle]

i brake for mice!

[packsaddle]

from jalopy to catillac.

[Meanie the Blue]

I'd worry about getting tickets for littering.

[Lairbo]

*snorks* @ all of the above.

[Annie Where-but-here]

*snork* @ packsaddle & Meanie.

[Punkin]

I'd watch what comes out of the ehaust pipe if I were you.

And I'm not.

And every day I'm grateful.

[Siouxie]

*back from lunch and hacking up snork-a-hairballs @ all a youse*

[Elon Weintraub]

Ah,

[Siouxie]

Kinda gives the phrase "ride my pussy" a whole new meaning, don't it??

[klezmerphan]

Thanks for the great earwig and the fabulous lyrical reworking of an S & G classic, Annie!

You rock with the best of 'em!

[lil rascal]

Nothing to do with Catbus, but more of an election-check statement

[Annie Where-but-here]

Thanks, klez & ww. Trying to rise above Siouxie's alley-cat humor.
Ok, not really, but it's nice to pretend once in a while.
Elon, cat got yer tongue?

[queensbee]

numerous snorks. and i'm sure the catbus is in albany georgia, because i aint seen in here in albany ny.... it would make a great advert for a traveling vet....

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

"ALL THE FUR IS STILL ALL THERE".

and we all know how important that is for a bus...

[Punkin]

Can you treat catbus mange?

[chuck]

Key Selling Point - "SOMETIMES PEOPLE GET SICK ON IT"

[Fax Paladin]

In case you're wondering where this comes from...

[Doc Rick]

Proving yet again some people have way too much time and money on their hands.

[Annie Where-but-here]

and, perhaps, cannibus.
Dude.
(queensbee, the photo looks the Burning Man fest out here in the SoCal desert. And we have an Albany, CA, so....the hairball plot thickens)

[crossgirl]

man, just listen to that engine purrr.

psst, annie, excellent song, and i was thinking burning man too.

[Mot the Hoople]

I'd hate to have this sharpen its claws on my sofa.

[Steve Haller]

Isn't that Toonces' bus?

[Pinky]

That's the biggest p^$$y I've ever seen!

[Elon Weintraub]

No.

[Ken Kesey]

Who IS this bozo?

[queensbee]

well, nevah hoid of the burning man fest... and didnt know there was yet another awbenny. bet yours has better paved sidewalks than ours.

[Meditrina]

I would LOVE to have this kitty car. Not practical with the kiddies though.

http://normblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/kitty.jpg

[Punkin]

Um, anybody worried about Dave & Judi???

*cowers under blankie, worried giant cats ate them*

[Annie Where-but-here]

Burning Man Art Festival. This catbus looks exactly like an 'artcar' at the Burning Man. Check out the photos at the site. Quite wild. Held in the desert Labor Day weekend. Almost 50,000 odd people.

Queensbee - I attended Albany State, lived in one of the towers. Is the Long Branch Saloon still there? Does it still have its mechanical bull?

[klezmerphan]

All things being equal (which, of course, they never are), I'd rather have a Catbus than 18 children.

But that's just me.

(ymmv)

[Cat R]

*snorks ALL AROUND*

(ahem -- Snork Patrol, ya hear that?),

especially for Annie's lovely song.

There are many modes of transportation. This one is for Annie.

[Siouxie]

Ohhh Cat! A Hummer Stallion!

[Cat R]

LOL Siouxie!