« Previous | Main | Next »

May 09, 2008

INCREDIBLY, HE IS NOT SINGLE

A man builds Star Trek sets out of Rice Krispies.

(Thanks to sjhaller)

Comments

The Force can handle a little snap, crackle, pop. But that guy is whack.

*snap*

*crackle*

*pop*

My thoughts exactly, I was surprised that he IS married.

Siouxie, his wife is probably just happy he isn't bugging her during "Desperate Housewives".

Meet and greet: will meet in restaurant, car . .

Our shields kin hold against Klingon disruptors and Romulan plasma torpedoes, but we've got no defense against the milk making our hulls soft and saggy--Aiieee!
-----------

Snap: "Snap, what a happy sound/ Snap is the happiest sound I found/ You may clap, rap, tap, slap, but Snap makes the world go round/ Snap, crackle, pop – Rice Krispies!"

Crackle: "I say it's Crackle, the crispy sound/ You gotta have Crackle or the clock's not wound/ Geese cackle, feathers tickle, belts buckle, beets pickle, but Crackle makes the world go round/ Snap, crackle, pop – Rice Krispies!"

Pop: "I insist that Pop's the sound/ The best is missed unless Pop's around/ You can't stop hoppin' when the cereal's poppin'/ Pop makes the world go round/ Snap, crackle, pop – Rice Krispies!"

Set tasers for "Milk".

You're probably right, Rick.

He does have a big gun.

A man builds Star Trek sets out of Rice Krispies.

It's finally Friday! And that, my friends, is not a 'man.' It's a boy, the size of a cow, butt yet... a boy.

"Set tasers to 'Compensate.'"

Annie, I think you've hit the nail on the head! *ouch*

This guy liked Star Trek when he was a boy, so now he plays with Star Trek toys.

MY hubby milked cows as a boy, so now....

how horribly disappointing, dave. i was expecting actualy rice krispies. NOT boxes. hrmph. if anyone needs me, i'll be busy molding rice krispie treats into gilligan's island characters.

snap, crackle, ...spock!

I was disappointed, too. And poor Siouxie is so upset she's outside turning Trix into cash.

*Continues to browse deluxe line of Lucky Charms jewelry for Mother's Day*

Pssssst, Annie - make sure she doesn't have the machete - it brings profits down.

or cuts the session short.

Wait - aren't Trix are for kids? Siouxie!!!

Get a load of these cocoa puffs, bayyyyyyyyyybeeee!

Resistance is futile. You will be a dork.

William Shatner does, indeed, seem to be composed primarily of marshmallowish matter.

The man's a cereal killer.

Cream us up Scotty.

Live long and crackle.

He's braindead, Jim.

Part of this complete mid-life crisis.

He's a few krispies short of a box.

To boldly go where no breakfast cereal has gone before.

Boy, you humans are weird.

Odd, his uniform has no place for his pocket protector. Unless...eeewwwwww.

Watch it Joe, you don't wanna know how we deal with Klingons down here.

I got yer phaser right here, Joe!

Space - the final frontal lobotomy. (and *snork* @ Bali for that perky protector)

All this time I thought James Doohan was deceased. Good to see he's alive and kickin' in England.

You guys are all weird. I'd do him.

That would turn me green, too.

Are you sure it wasn't Fruity Tribbles?

His wife's probably glad he's not doing anything worse.

Post a comment

If you have a TypeKey or TypePad account, please Sign In

 
About MiamiHerald.com | Terms of Use & Privacy Statement | Copyright | About the McClatchy Company