Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
there's a consumer advocate guy who works for a local news team in houston whose name is ....................................wait for it...........................................
Ok
Foch TUT Pensis is my Uncle-I was very lucky to live with him and his family my last two years of hiskool-I love going out to restaurants with him and placing our parties name on the waiting list to be called. We laugh as we watch the person calling names bluster and fluster and blurt out "Penis party of.."
So let me clue you in-- He is a Big Guy played College football, and had a shot at playing pro--
Foch as in Foch Ferdinand of WW I fame- Foch is now a common middle name for Pensis male offspring, my brother is a Foch
TUT happened durring a family camping trip. My uncle was about age 9 sitting on the can reportedly like King Tut on a throne-- TUT like all good nic names just stuck.
My grand parents describe with great glee being at a football game at Southern Utah State where they were introducing the parents of the starting players and asking them to stand when the sons name was announced.
When the announcer said the parents of "F*ck Penis" my grand parents describe a loud gasp from the crowed followed by them slowly rising to stand gigiling -- remember this was like 1968?
By all means Dave please suspend your policy and have a rip at this one-- He is a big guy but his heart is even bigger and he can take it--
*snork*
I first read that a "penis" not pensis!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 11, 2008 at 11:57 AM
He used to work for Senor Wences.
Posted by: SW | May 11, 2008 at 11:59 AM
Tut-tut's gotta get a grip on his Urge to Capitalize words he thinks are Important. I'm guessing he Attended a Skool in California.
Happy Mother's Day! Teach your children before your schools try to do so. :)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 11, 2008 at 12:01 PM
I was waiting for you to criticize his grammar in "Act fiscally responsible," aw. But you'd have been Wrong.
Posted by: SW | May 11, 2008 at 12:08 PM
That was just awkward. Like his name.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 11, 2008 at 12:12 PM
I wonder how he pronounces "Foch."
Posted by: SW | May 11, 2008 at 12:16 PM
And it's one, two, three strikes your out at the old name game!
Posted by: Lairbo | May 11, 2008 at 12:19 PM
That's "you're" not "your". But he'd know that.
Posted by: Lairbo | May 11, 2008 at 12:20 PM
There is no way anyone would have the name Foch "Tut" Pensis.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | May 11, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Elon, what I'm wondering is with a name like "Foch Pensis," exactly who is it thought he needed a nickname?
Posted by: taz | May 11, 2008 at 12:31 PM
A Foch only a mother could love. (btw, Elon - the name's for real.)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 11, 2008 at 12:43 PM
At my high school, there was a vice principal named Mr. Pudwell.
Apparently he had long ago made peace with the comic aspects of his name, because he used to sign hall passes and other documents simply with "Pud."
Posted by: GDogg | May 11, 2008 at 12:43 PM
We will soon see pics on Youtube of him posing on a motorcycle....
Posted by: Jazzzz | May 11, 2008 at 01:38 PM
In keeping with Dave's policy, I am not laughing.
*winks at Jazzzz*
Posted by: Eleanor | May 11, 2008 at 02:00 PM
He should get married and take her name as long as not somthig like Virgin E Ah or something.
Posted by: lil rascal | May 11, 2008 at 02:48 PM
A name like Foch Pensis and his nickname is Tut? You lose either way....
Posted by: Holly | May 11, 2008 at 05:36 PM
Some say he's a stiff disciplinarian, others say he's a soft touch.
Posted by: SW | May 11, 2008 at 05:54 PM
I think I've hear of King Tut somewhere.
Posted by: Guin | May 11, 2008 at 06:29 PM
there's a consumer advocate guy who works for a local news team in houston whose name is ....................................wait for it...........................................
BEN DOVER
Posted by: Occam's Lady Schick | May 11, 2008 at 07:09 PM
*Geezer break*
Why do I picture him sittin' on the rillarah?
/*Geezer break*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 11, 2008 at 07:11 PM
pick one (new window)
Posted by: Occam's Lady Schick | May 11, 2008 at 07:23 PM
...born in Arizonah, moved to Co-ah-chellah....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 11, 2008 at 08:23 PM
Ok
Foch TUT Pensis is my Uncle-I was very lucky to live with him and his family my last two years of hiskool-I love going out to restaurants with him and placing our parties name on the waiting list to be called. We laugh as we watch the person calling names bluster and fluster and blurt out "Penis party of.."
So let me clue you in-- He is a Big Guy played College football, and had a shot at playing pro--
Foch as in Foch Ferdinand of WW I fame- Foch is now a common middle name for Pensis male offspring, my brother is a Foch
http://www.firstworldwar.com/source/foch_pershing.htm
TUT happened durring a family camping trip. My uncle was about age 9 sitting on the can reportedly like King Tut on a throne-- TUT like all good nic names just stuck.
My grand parents describe with great glee being at a football game at Southern Utah State where they were introducing the parents of the starting players and asking them to stand when the sons name was announced.
When the announcer said the parents of "F*ck Penis" my grand parents describe a loud gasp from the crowed followed by them slowly rising to stand gigiling -- remember this was like 1968?
By all means Dave please suspend your policy and have a rip at this one-- He is a big guy but his heart is even bigger and he can take it--
Cheers,
Tony Polizzi
Posted by: Tony Polizzi | September 12, 2008 at 05:00 PM