IF THIS COW DOESN'T WIN AN EMMY, IT'S FIXED
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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This beats those talking cows.
And, FIRST, three times.
Posted by: daisymae's cat Boom | May 10, 2008 at 08:29 AM
Is that coming out of his ear?
I knew he was full of it!
Posted by: emkeane | May 10, 2008 at 08:31 AM
Holy Sh!t!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 10, 2008 at 08:33 AM
This story and the rodeo story are good examples of why the newspaper industry is dying.
Posted by: Peter M | May 10, 2008 at 08:52 AM
And the Emmy for Most Appropriate Segue Into a Story About Britney goes to...!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | May 10, 2008 at 08:57 AM
Just another a$$hole on TV.
Posted by: SW | May 10, 2008 at 09:04 AM
I call BS.
Posted by: CJrun | May 10, 2008 at 09:12 AM
Cow chips, anyone??
ddd!! I LOVED that segue too!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 10, 2008 at 09:23 AM
Shrek seems to be looking askance upon the poor newscaster from his ad atop the page...
Posted by: Kathybear | May 10, 2008 at 10:52 AM
Hey, Human, get outta my terlet!
Posted by: queensbee | May 10, 2008 at 11:42 AM
DDD, that is a shoo-in!
Posted by: MOTW | May 10, 2008 at 06:54 PM
Never share the stage with kids or animals... How soon they forget the first rule of journalism... or acting... or cows... i forget which...
Posted by: eilbeback | May 11, 2008 at 09:22 AM