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May 13, 2008

GOOD NEWS FOR CATHOLICS

It's OK to believe in aliens.

(Thanks to Amanda Austin and Cat R)

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I tell ya - we Catholics are making progress by leaps and bounds. It was just a few short hundred years ago we were killing anyone that suggested the earth was not the center of the universe.

Meanwhile in Washington, the U.S. government continues to deny the existence of alien life even though no one can come up with an explanation for President Bush.

I always knew I had an extraterrestrial brother.

I suspect this is related to absolution for @nal probes.

What's he saying that is new?

*sets foil hat to 'sacreligious'*

Snork at CJ!

I'm not Catholic. Am I still allowed to believe in aliens?

Sometimes the Pope takes all the fun outta being bad.

Well, sure. Aliens are a lot easier to believe in than, say, a celibate priest.

Well, technically, Jesus is an extraterrestrial.

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This
ex·tra·ter·res·tri·al Audio Help /ˌɛkstrətəˈrɛstriəl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ek-struh-tuh-res-tree-uhl] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective 1. outside, or originating outside, the limits of the earth.
–noun

Right?

Technically?

In a "strictly by definition of the word", not "The Word", way?

In a "Just being silly here, so no need to bring on the lighning bol----"

/\/\/\/\/\/ZAAAPPPPP/\/\/\/\/\/\

*weakly and contritely sends a 't' up there*

Yeah, it was the t.

*butt-puckering snork* @ CJ!

The priest went on to say we have seen proof of their existence.

DOUBLE DAMN YOU, EX-ADDICT!!!

*SMACK!!!*

You got me...twice.

I wonder if Tom Cruise knows about this. Sounds an awful lot like Scientology meets the Catholic Church to me.

But what do I know? I'm just a happy little sun-and-moon-worshipping-pagan-tree-hugger-heathen-type person.

Cat , my daughter , the non-cat one said the exact same thing. Although she started with "the pope is an alien"... We have lightning bolt protection here. I'm a lay speaker for the UMC. God loves us every one...

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