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Office worker awarded £5,000 after boss constantly broke wind in her direction
(Thanks to Justin Barber, Amanda Austin and Matt Filar)
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We fart in your general direction....
Posted by: French Guards | May 15, 2008 at 12:58 PM
I'm stunned. She's British, and she went to the dentist.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 15, 2008 at 01:02 PM
Sounds like she was in a no wind situation.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 15, 2008 at 01:09 PM
Typical boss...full of hot air.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 15, 2008 at 01:16 PM
Sounds like the job was a breeze . . .
Posted by: cowhand214 | May 15, 2008 at 01:25 PM
Mr Nye sent an email to a colleague that said: "That's why we don't employ women".
Because they'll kick your hairy, Cro-Magnon butt right in the wallet.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 15, 2008 at 01:35 PM
David Nye is an ass.
(Siouxie, I was going to use your line, but you got there FIRST.)
Posted by: Cat R | May 15, 2008 at 02:08 PM
He can "play" God save the Queen!
Posted by: chaz | May 15, 2008 at 02:09 PM
"The number of times the person at my side would lift up his bottom off the chair and fart and think it's funny is unreal."
"I am no prude but I do think there is a time and a place for that behaviour."
Could I get a list of times and places, please?
Posted by: Wally Ballou | May 15, 2008 at 02:42 PM
Lifts cheek in tribute. It's a sport you know.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 15, 2008 at 06:43 PM
But did he wave his private parts at her aunties?
Posted by: Ross | May 16, 2008 at 03:12 AM
*makes mental note to stop farting in people's general direction immediately*
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 16, 2008 at 10:56 AM