FATHER'S DAY IS COMING
Give the gift that says, "Frankly, Dad, you're just not dorky enough."
(Thanks to Sarah J.)
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May 21, 2008
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I have long since believed that Father's Day gifts should be purchased by Dad.
My FD gift this year was bifocal glasses. The link would definitely be an upgrade.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 21, 2008 at 08:50 AM
"...stainless steel sausage stabber...." is probably a better Mother's Day gift.
Posted by: CJrun | May 21, 2008 at 08:51 AM
From the disclaimers:
This is not a toy!
Only use this product for cooking
Sharp prongs can be dangerous
Do not use while under the influence of alcohol
Keep away from children
Must not be used to settle a duel
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 21, 2008 at 08:53 AM
Customers who bought this item also bought "Zorro, the Gay Blade Flaming Hot BBQ Sauce".
NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Cat R | May 21, 2008 at 09:06 AM
Yeah, I can see George F0reman operating a grill with that.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 21, 2008 at 09:06 AM
I've got a half-side of cow something and a BBQ sword... bloggers, stand aside!
Posted by: frodolives | May 21, 2008 at 09:26 AM
Hmmm...jousting whilst riding ride-on beer carts, anyone?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2008 at 09:33 AM
Hat not included? Durn.
Posted by: Lairbo | May 21, 2008 at 09:39 AM
I'm thinking the cape would be a fire hazard, no??
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2008 at 09:43 AM
Talk about BBQWTF!
The last paragraph of the ad is priceless. "Whether you're prancing around the garden making a total Athos of yourself, flummoxing guests with your frankly ridiculous mask..."
Question: Does anyone who prances, anywhere, belong anywhere near a BBQ grill?
Posted by: ifits_not_1thing_its3 | May 21, 2008 at 09:44 AM
There's more than one way to heat a weinie.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2008 at 09:44 AM
If you're Rich lyou might be able to afford this and stuff your Portholes...
"Stainless steel handle protects you from the flames." Really? Last time I checked, steel conducted heat pretty well. A sword suddenly grows too hot to handle--what could possibly go wrong?!?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 21, 2008 at 09:46 AM
Don't worry, Allen. If it gets too hot, I'll hold it for you.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2008 at 09:49 AM
Thanks, Annie!
Um, do you like men in masks?... *G*
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 21, 2008 at 09:52 AM
Annie, you ARE talking about the sword, right??
Posted by: Tazmanian Devil | May 21, 2008 at 09:55 AM
*Snork!!* @ CJ!
Posted by: ellie | May 21, 2008 at 09:56 AM
um...
What Taz said.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2008 at 09:57 AM
Of course I'm talking about the sword. Siouxie's got a machete. We're gonna swipe Dave's beer carts and joust.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2008 at 09:58 AM
Siouxie and I can de-dorkify just about anything.
There are, of course, exceptions, Allen.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2008 at 10:06 AM
THIS being one of them, Annie.
Joust away!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2008 at 10:11 AM
Maybe we don't need beer carts.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2008 at 10:16 AM
It's gotten to the point that when I click on Siouxie's links I'm neither shocked or disgusted anymore. I'm thinking I might need to seek therapy. ;)
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 21, 2008 at 10:18 AM
I'll never use this. I don't look good in tights. When I wear shorts dogs run after me trying to pee on my legs.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | May 21, 2008 at 10:19 AM
Jousting, Doc Rick style. (the video was cute, especially when the dog got involved)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2008 at 10:21 AM
Knock-offable knights WBAGNFARB. Of course that's joust my opinion, I could be wrong.
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 21, 2008 at 10:25 AM
The gift that says, "Skewer YOU!"
Posted by: SW | May 21, 2008 at 10:25 AM
Talk about a burning sensation in your wiener.
Posted by: SW | May 21, 2008 at 10:27 AM
Mot, in tights.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2008 at 10:28 AM
I'm not gonna click on that. YOU click on that.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 21, 2008 at 10:36 AM
I did and it's "El-safe".
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2008 at 10:41 AM
Annie, Siouxie: Thanks, always willing to accept helping hands (yes, I remember!) from lovely ladies...One for the sword, one for the spear...
That's brochette, n'est-ce pas?... What did you think I meant?... *G*
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 21, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Wearing tights is like being a boy named Sue, you have to know how to kick butt.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | May 21, 2008 at 10:44 AM
"...stainless steel sausage stabber...." is probably a better Mother's Day gift.
Posted by: CJrun | 08:51 AM on May 21, 2008
Way agreed, CJ!! :D
The jousting would be great on the riding beer carts, certainly, but also on lawn mowers or perhaps on one of these. That baby is definitely NOT low-flow.
Posted by: Diva | May 21, 2008 at 10:48 AM
Hello. My name is Iñigo Montoya. You stole my hot dog. Prepare to die.
Posted by: Iñigo Montoya | May 21, 2008 at 10:52 AM
One of my fav movies, Iñigo!
INCONCEIVABLE!!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2008 at 10:54 AM
We're men (manly men)
We're men in tights (tight tights)
Another favorite movie, Siouxie!
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 21, 2008 at 10:57 AM
kibby's going to order it JUST for the cut out mask ... he's that kind of knuts!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | May 21, 2008 at 11:38 AM
Um, you could have pointed out any item at that site...
Posted by: Holly | May 21, 2008 at 01:52 PM
Anyone notice that they're "out of stock?"
Posted by: Phil B | May 21, 2008 at 04:15 PM