FATHER'S DAY IS COMING

Give the gift that says, "Frankly, Dad, you're just not dorky enough."

(Thanks to Sarah J.)

Comments

[Not My Usual Alias]

I have long since believed that Father's Day gifts should be purchased by Dad.

My FD gift this year was bifocal glasses. The link would definitely be an upgrade.

[CJrun]

"...stainless steel sausage stabber...." is probably a better Mother's Day gift.

[Not My Usual Alias]

From the disclaimers:

This is not a toy!
Only use this product for cooking
Sharp prongs can be dangerous
Do not use while under the influence of alcohol
Keep away from children
Must not be used to settle a duel

[Cat R]

Customers who bought this item also bought "Zorro, the Gay Blade Flaming Hot BBQ Sauce".

NTTAWWT.

[Meanie the Blue]

Yeah, I can see George F0reman operating a grill with that.

[frodolives]

I've got a half-side of cow something and a BBQ sword... bloggers, stand aside!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Hmmm...jousting whilst riding ride-on beer carts, anyone?

[Lairbo]

Hat not included? Durn.

[Siouxie]

I'm thinking the cape would be a fire hazard, no??

[ifits_not_1thing_its3]

Talk about BBQWTF!

The last paragraph of the ad is priceless. "Whether you're prancing around the garden making a total Athos of yourself, flummoxing guests with your frankly ridiculous mask..."

Question: Does anyone who prances, anywhere, belong anywhere near a BBQ grill?

[Annie Where-but-here]

There's more than one way to heat a weinie.

[Allen at Division]

If you're Rich lyou might be able to afford this and stuff your Portholes...

"Stainless steel handle protects you from the flames." Really? Last time I checked, steel conducted heat pretty well. A sword suddenly grows too hot to handle--what could possibly go wrong?!?...

[Annie Where-but-here]

Don't worry, Allen. If it gets too hot, I'll hold it for you.

[Allen at Division]

Thanks, Annie!

Um, do you like men in masks?... *G*

[Tazmanian Devil]

Annie, you ARE talking about the sword, right??

[ellie]

*Snork!!* @ CJ!

[Siouxie]

um...

What Taz said.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Of course I'm talking about the sword. Siouxie's got a machete. We're gonna swipe Dave's beer carts and joust.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Siouxie and I can de-dorkify just about anything.

There are, of course, exceptions, Allen.

[Siouxie]

THIS being one of them, Annie.

Joust away!!!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Maybe we don't need beer carts.

[Doc Rick]

It's gotten to the point that when I click on Siouxie's links I'm neither shocked or disgusted anymore. I'm thinking I might need to seek therapy. ;)

[Mot the Hoople]

I'll never use this. I don't look good in tights. When I wear shorts dogs run after me trying to pee on my legs.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Jousting, Doc Rick style. (the video was cute, especially when the dog got involved)

[Doc Rick]

Knock-offable knights WBAGNFARB. Of course that's joust my opinion, I could be wrong.

[SW]

The gift that says, "Skewer YOU!"

[SW]

Talk about a burning sensation in your wiener.

[Siouxie]

Mot, in tights.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I'm not gonna click on that. YOU click on that.

[Siouxie]

I did and it's "El-safe".

[Allen at Division]

Annie, Siouxie: Thanks, always willing to accept helping hands (yes, I remember!) from lovely ladies...One for the sword, one for the spear...

That's brochette, n'est-ce pas?... What did you think I meant?... *G*

[Mot the Hoople]

Wearing tights is like being a boy named Sue, you have to know how to kick butt.

[Diva]

"...stainless steel sausage stabber...." is probably a better Mother's Day gift.

Posted by: CJrun | 08:51 AM on May 21, 2008

Way agreed, CJ!! :D

The jousting would be great on the riding beer carts, certainly, but also on lawn mowers or perhaps on one of these. That baby is definitely NOT low-flow.

[Iñigo Montoya]

Hello. My name is Iñigo Montoya. You stole my hot dog. Prepare to die.

[Siouxie]

One of my fav movies, Iñigo!

INCONCEIVABLE!!

[ScottMGS]

We're men (manly men)
We're men in tights (tight tights)

Another favorite movie, Siouxie!

[Kibby F5™]

kibby's going to order it JUST for the cut out mask ... he's that kind of knuts!

[Holly]

Um, you could have pointed out any item at that site...

[Phil B]

Anyone notice that they're "out of stock?"