CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS

There's a neverending supply.

(Thanks to Mitchell Garlington, Josh, Miss V, Cheryl Howard and Dave Trautman)

Comments

[CJrun]

And yet, none of them stashed money up their bum.

[Siouxie]

BRILLIANT X 4!!

[Annie Where-but-here]

A rash of stupid, right before Mother's Day.

Sigh.

[Meditrina]

Yeah, CJ. That bum story has me re-evaluating my handling of cash. Eeeewwwww.......

[Punkin]

Annie - Their Moms are SO frikkin embarrased proud.

"Hi Mom, Just callin' to wish you a Happy Mothers' Day. Oh, and, um, can you bail me out?"

[Annie Where-but-here]

Maybe they were stealing to buy presents for Mother's Day.

[Punkin]

Yes, Annie. I always wanted a nickel bag.

[CJrun]

If they send a card, don't touch any of the money.

[Meanie the Blue]

These guys all sound like they would ask a prison guard to tell them where the exit is.

[CJrun]

Just because it's quiet, on a Friday, guys putting on pants. Yeah it's rumored to be a jeans commercial, but what it really is is a documentary, about how easy it is to put pants on if they fall off your butt.

[Cheryl Howard]

Standing O for Cj's video. Now THAT rocks.

[Siouxie]

CJ that was pretty cool! Now how 'bout some guys taking it OFF? ;-P

[baligurl]

What Siouxie said!

[Meditrina]

LOL, that was a good one.

[CJrun]

*takes jeans off, waggles @ Sio*

[Siouxie]

Wooooooooooo hoooooooooo!!!

*tosses a dollar over to CJ*

Nice waggle!

[CJrun]

Just a Friday evening reminder, to those that have their computers plugged into sound, tonight is Soul Man on communtiy radio. Yeah, he sometimes talks too much. Yeah, he sometimes has too many 'Gatorades'. But it's my usual Friday evening jam.

[baligurl]

I got lucky for my Mother's Day gifts! My son and his wife came down this week and cleaned my garage and detailed my car, and the girls are cleaning my house tomorrow, in time for a big shindig on Sunday! WooHoo!

[Siouxie]

bali, that sounds great! I will have to settle for a late morning/day with my girls. Unfortunately, they (the school) didn't plan very well when they scheduled Prom Night on the day before Mother's Day. She will be out all night and is crashing at a friend's house with her friends and my older one is going out clubbing...again tomorrow night. Like I said before, I'll treasure the time I DO spend with them.

Ohh to be young again!

[CJrun]

*gives Sio approximately 4 more months before she wants another kid*

[Cat R]

Slinks in®

CJ, thanks for the pants link -- that's a hoot!

[baligurl]

I know you'll enjoy that time with your girls, It'll be sweet, Siouxie. I have one starting college this summer (bookkeeping!), and the other's a junior, so I'm aout in the same spot as you. I just don't miss them yet, they're still leaving messes everywhere.

[baligurl]

Here's a fiver, CJ, waggle that at Cat.

[Cat R]

*Can't look at waggling*

OK, maybe a peek.

[Meditrina]

Careful, CJ. Cats have claws.

[Cat R]

Yes, Med, with a mani-pedi for Mother's Day.

[Chippendale]

somebody rang?

[Occam's Lady Schick]

this is sooo lame.....

everyone knows that chuck norris invented moms. he just simply took one of his non-usable bones and created someone to keep him company.

[baligurl]

*breaks out stack of singles*

That's right, Baby!

[baligurl]

*secretly in love with Chuck Norris*

[CJrun]

OK, cg seems to be out of the room, butt she comes back and checks these things (how silly!).

So, Hi Honey! I've asked her over so she has to stay here, this weekend. I live where the beach is; she lives where the monkeys are loose. I'm sorry, Honey, I wasn't talking about the boys.

Look forward to cg, posting as me, beginning tomorrow evening. Don't open any photo links.

[packsaddle]

cjrun,

when is the wedding?

we need a wedding.

beer, bbq, dancing, beer, etc.

i expect an invitation.

[crossgirl]

wedding!?!? cj didn't make it clear, dear. this is the first time i've been invited to sleep over. it's only the third time i'll have even been to his house. i'm going to have to call and ask for directions. seriously.

[CJrun]

I'm sorry, I wasn't clear. cg's real name is Noah, and she has two of every animal. Getting her over here is a major project.

If I go over to Monkeyville, that's much easier.

[baligurl]

jeez, pack, i think you gave everyone a wiggins.

[packsaddle]

good.

then my work here is done.

[baligurl]

^5

[baligurl]

G'Night, Kids!

[CJrun]

OK, I'm listening to great Earth Wind and Fire, but I still have to drag myself to bed. zzzzzzcg will be here tomorrow, slinging Burger King bags at me while I try to clean the back porch. She is very evil and I clearly see her bopping me in the head with rolled up fast food bags.

She is not as sneaky as she thinks she is. I am onto her.

[daisymae]

Happy Saturday, blogits. (starts blog coffee maker, sets out bagels & cream cheese, lox for Meanie)