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May 09, 2008
CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS
(Thanks to Mitchell Garlington, Josh, Miss V, Cheryl Howard and Dave Trautman)
Posted by judi on May 9, 2008 at 06:35 PM | Permalink
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And yet, none of them stashed money up their bum.
Posted by: CJrun | 06:44 PM on May 9, 2008
BRILLIANT X 4!!
Posted by: Siouxie | 06:45 PM on May 9, 2008
A rash of stupid, right before Mother's Day.
Sigh.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 06:54 PM on May 9, 2008
Yeah, CJ. That bum story has me re-evaluating my handling of cash. Eeeewwwww.......
Posted by: Meditrina | 06:57 PM on May 9, 2008
Annie - Their Moms are SO frikkin embarrased proud.
"Hi Mom, Just callin' to wish you a Happy Mothers' Day. Oh, and, um, can you bail me out?"
Posted by: Punkin | 06:57 PM on May 9, 2008
Maybe they were stealing to buy presents for Mother's Day.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 07:17 PM on May 9, 2008
Yes, Annie. I always wanted a nickel bag.
Posted by: Punkin | 07:31 PM on May 9, 2008
If they send a card, don't touch any of the money.
Posted by: CJrun | 07:34 PM on May 9, 2008
These guys all sound like they would ask a prison guard to tell them where the exit is.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 07:40 PM on May 9, 2008
Just because it's quiet, on a Friday, guys putting on pants. Yeah it's rumored to be a jeans commercial, but what it really is is a documentary, about how easy it is to put pants on if they fall off your butt.
Posted by: CJrun | 08:22 PM on May 9, 2008
Standing O for Cj's video. Now THAT rocks.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | 08:37 PM on May 9, 2008
CJ that was pretty cool! Now how 'bout some guys taking it OFF? ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | 08:54 PM on May 9, 2008
What Siouxie said!
Posted by: baligurl | 08:55 PM on May 9, 2008
LOL, that was a good one.
Posted by: Meditrina | 08:56 PM on May 9, 2008
*takes jeans off, waggles @ Sio*
Posted by: CJrun | 09:12 PM on May 9, 2008
Wooooooooooo hoooooooooo!!!
*tosses a dollar over to CJ*
Nice waggle!
Posted by: Siouxie | 09:16 PM on May 9, 2008
Just a Friday evening reminder, to those that have their computers plugged into sound, tonight is Soul Man on communtiy radio. Yeah, he sometimes talks too much. Yeah, he sometimes has too many 'Gatorades'. But it's my usual Friday evening jam.
Posted by: CJrun | 09:38 PM on May 9, 2008
I got lucky for my Mother's Day gifts! My son and his wife came down this week and cleaned my garage and detailed my car, and the girls are cleaning my house tomorrow, in time for a big shindig on Sunday! WooHoo!
Posted by: baligurl | 09:48 PM on May 9, 2008
bali, that sounds great! I will have to settle for a late morning/day with my girls. Unfortunately, they (the school) didn't plan very well when they scheduled Prom Night on the day before Mother's Day. She will be out all night and is crashing at a friend's house with her friends and my older one is going out clubbing...again tomorrow night. Like I said before, I'll treasure the time I DO spend with them.
Ohh to be young again!
Posted by: Siouxie | 09:53 PM on May 9, 2008
*gives Sio approximately 4 more months before she wants another kid*
Posted by: CJrun | 09:57 PM on May 9, 2008
Slinks in®
CJ, thanks for the pants link -- that's a hoot!
Posted by: Cat R | 09:59 PM on May 9, 2008
I know you'll enjoy that time with your girls, It'll be sweet, Siouxie. I have one starting college this summer (bookkeeping!), and the other's a junior, so I'm aout in the same spot as you. I just don't miss them yet, they're still leaving messes everywhere.
Posted by: baligurl | 10:01 PM on May 9, 2008
Here's a fiver, CJ, waggle that at Cat.
Posted by: baligurl | 10:03 PM on May 9, 2008
*Can't look at waggling*
OK, maybe a peek.
Posted by: Cat R | 10:07 PM on May 9, 2008
Careful, CJ. Cats have claws.
Posted by: Meditrina | 10:08 PM on May 9, 2008
Yes, Med, with a mani-pedi for Mother's Day.
Posted by: Cat R | 10:11 PM on May 9, 2008
somebody rang?
Posted by: Chippendale | 10:21 PM on May 9, 2008
this is sooo lame.....
everyone knows that chuck norris invented moms. he just simply took one of his non-usable bones and created someone to keep him company.
Posted by: Occam's Lady Schick | 10:24 PM on May 9, 2008
*breaks out stack of singles*
That's right, Baby!
Posted by: baligurl | 10:25 PM on May 9, 2008
*secretly in love with Chuck Norris*
Posted by: baligurl | 10:30 PM on May 9, 2008
OK, cg seems to be out of the room, butt she comes back and checks these things (how silly!).
So, Hi Honey! I've asked her over so she has to stay here, this weekend. I live where the beach is; she lives where the monkeys are loose. I'm sorry, Honey, I wasn't talking about the boys.
Look forward to cg, posting as me, beginning tomorrow evening. Don't open any photo links.
Posted by: CJrun | 10:30 PM on May 9, 2008
cjrun,
when is the wedding?
we need a wedding.
beer, bbq, dancing, beer, etc.
i expect an invitation.
Posted by: packsaddle | 10:32 PM on May 9, 2008
wedding!?!? cj didn't make it clear, dear. this is the first time i've been invited to sleep over. it's only the third time i'll have even been to his house. i'm going to have to call and ask for directions. seriously.
Posted by: crossgirl | 10:48 PM on May 9, 2008
I'm sorry, I wasn't clear. cg's real name is Noah, and she has two of every animal. Getting her over here is a major project.
If I go over to Monkeyville, that's much easier.
Posted by: CJrun | 11:23 PM on May 9, 2008
jeez, pack, i think you gave everyone a wiggins.
Posted by: baligurl | 11:23 PM on May 9, 2008
good.
then my work here is done.
Posted by: packsaddle | 11:26 PM on May 9, 2008
^5
Posted by: baligurl | 11:29 PM on May 9, 2008
G'Night, Kids!
Posted by: baligurl | 11:30 PM on May 9, 2008
OK, I'm listening to great Earth Wind and Fire, but I still have to drag myself to bed. zzzzzzcg will be here tomorrow, slinging Burger King bags at me while I try to clean the back porch. She is very evil and I clearly see her bopping me in the head with rolled up fast food bags.
She is not as sneaky as she thinks she is. I am onto her.
Posted by: CJrun | 12:16 AM on May 10, 2008
Happy Saturday, blogits. (starts blog coffee maker, sets out bagels & cream cheese, lox for Meanie)
Posted by: daisymae | 08:08 AM on May 10, 2008
