ATTENTION ALL DUTCH UNITS
Be on the lookout for a giant chicken.
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First?
Posted by: emkeane | May 10, 2008 at 08:43 AM
we're gonna need a bigger fork
Posted by: Jazzzz | May 10, 2008 at 08:44 AM
Found it just up the street from me!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | May 10, 2008 at 08:47 AM
Only in New Yolk.
Posted by: SW | May 10, 2008 at 09:01 AM
*snork*!
"...while another has cut figures which appear to be drowning in the yoke...." Pictures, please.
Posted by: CJrun | May 10, 2008 at 09:17 AM
Can't I just finish my waffle?
Posted by: SW | May 10, 2008 at 09:21 AM
I'd like mine scrambled, please.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 10, 2008 at 09:40 AM
This might help.
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/big_20fork_small.jpg
Posted by: emkeane | May 10, 2008 at 09:41 AM
Needs a bit more detail as to the precise location before it can be found by either MSN or Google aerial maps....
Posted by: Kathybear | May 10, 2008 at 10:50 AM
eggactly what that neighborhood needed.
Posted by: queensbee | May 10, 2008 at 11:34 AM
stupid humans! i asked for over easy!
Posted by: god | May 10, 2008 at 02:03 PM
I always thought the Netherlands was a miniature country, but this is ridiculous!
Also missing: a 300-foot frying pan.
Fine then, I got nothin'.
Posted by: Mr Death | May 10, 2008 at 02:03 PM
The Dutch are apparently desperate to convince people that it gets hot enough to fry eggs on the ... street. Having spent a brisk August in Amsterdam, I ain't buyin' it.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | May 10, 2008 at 02:09 PM
For modern art, I like it. Is kind of funny and took some effort.
Posted by: Kristina L. | May 10, 2008 at 04:09 PM
took some effort.
Yeah, especially for the chicken!
Posted by: MOTW | May 10, 2008 at 06:50 PM
/me hands the Metro an L and confiscates their E
/me fails at making a yolk and settles for a pun instead
Posted by: Chris | May 10, 2008 at 09:42 PM