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May 30, 2008

ALERT GUY HOMEOWNER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

For a year, he failed to notice that a woman was living in his closet.

(Thanks to sjhaller. Andrew Hoenig, ackraus, Amanda Austin, Danny and chicomathmom)

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at least she didn't steal $40,000 worth of jewelry while cleaning

and FIRST!

At least he didn't have an angry monkey in his closet......


That is just odd.

That is just odd.

And so is the bot.

Or the bogeyman...

*blink* *blink*

hmmmm where did my post go???

Soooo, for a YEAR he didn't notice somebody was leaving the toilet lid down?

CJ, it took us a year to figure out how odd you are.

Ok, not really, butt still.

I've got a spare closet if she's willing to vaccuum and do dishes. Seems like a win-win situation to me.

That's a heck of a dust bunny. Just sayin'.

"Me live here long time."

In Manhattan he could have made a lot of money sub-letting that closet.

Had a guy break into my old house once. Cops couldn't find him so they figured he left. Wrong. He was in the closet.

Woulda been funnier with a little Japanese lady.

"The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen...."

Seems to me a good security camera would transmit images whether it was puzzled or not. Still, you gotta admire the way guys in Japan can program those things.

"Honestly, honey, I didn't know she was in there!"

Dangit beanie, you beat me to that punch line by 4:23. Pretty much lapped me by speed humor blogging standards.

I guess I can stop blaming my teen daughters when my mascara goes missing. "Sorry, girls!"

She never burped, hiccoughed, coughed, sneezed, farted, or snored?

I smell a sitcom!

daisyj, not a sitcom, but a Punk'd-style reality show. See how long a stranger can live in a house before anyone finds out!

She can always go stay at David Letterman's house.....

My advice: Marry her!

um...waitaminit!

I see my missing post now. WTF?? judi?? are you toying with us??

A person can live in a house for a year undetected?

My three can't walk through the kitchen without leaving a trail of cr@p in their wake. Four, if you count the dog.

I'm not bitter. Just tired of cleaning.

judi can't come to the blog right now. She's hiding in the closet. Shhhh, don't tell the bot.

Siou ie, are ou havi g any m re dif icu ty eeing po ts?

Cat R, sounds like you are going unnoticed in your own home.

d-؛ uıɯ ɐ ɹoɟ pǝddıןɟ pɐɥ ı ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ʇsnɾ ı ˙ǝıuɐǝɯ 'ou

As long as she didn't steal his beer, what's to notice?

Hudge, you may be right. Maybe I should make a little more noise.

I have lived with four sons and a tomboy daughter for over thirty years. There could be tribes of Japanese ladies living in their closets for all I know. Thankfully, I will never learn the gory details, because those closets are protected by an impenetrable minefield of personal belongs and unlaundered underwear. Sigh. I do not find this news story even slightly implausible. The foxes, on the other hand . . .

finally, out of the closet...

Honestly, I do not understand the unkind comments.

A guy didn't notice something for a year. Until it involved his food.

I'm not surprised. Us girls would have noticed day 1 that someone didn't fold the towel in the bathroom correctly.

I gotta say...she sounds like the ideal house guest...

I guess she wasn't sweet enough to keep...but I'll bet that guy was a pig, anyway.

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