ALAS, POOR YORICK, DUDE
Texas teens tell police they converted skull into bong
(Thanks to Siouxie and sjhaller)
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May 09, 2008
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The grave is not the only thing that is disturbed.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 09, 2008 at 09:21 AM
This is your skull.
This is your skull filled with drugs.
*draaaaaaaaaaaaag*
Any questions, Dude???
Posted by: Punkin | May 09, 2008 at 09:21 AM
Touch me skull and crossbongs and you'll taste me blade! Arrrrrrrrrrrr*coughsnortcough*rrrrrrr!!
Posted by: Jolly Roger | May 09, 2008 at 09:25 AM
They didn't dig it up. They bought it at the head shop.
Posted by: 9 | May 09, 2008 at 09:26 AM
"But the headstone was 'Bogart Weed.'"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 09, 2008 at 09:27 AM
Wowww--messes with my head. No, wait--somebody else's head...
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 09, 2008 at 09:28 AM
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! what a head trip!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 09, 2008 at 09:28 AM
Dude, Dave's not, oh, wait, here he is.
Posted by: Lairbo | May 09, 2008 at 09:30 AM
Rut-roh, Dooby Skull.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 09, 2008 at 10:02 AM
Siouxie & sj, good job but the Houston Chronicle version I sent had this classic paragraph:
"He regurgitated in his plate of food when I asked him about it," Adkins said. "So I knew there was some truth to the story."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 09, 2008 at 10:21 AM
ewww. i saw this story on the wire this morning - gave me the creepies. talk about stoned n stupid...ick.
Posted by: queensbee | May 09, 2008 at 10:27 AM
Here's some cheese to go with that whine, Jeffypoo ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | May 09, 2008 at 10:27 AM
judi (& Dave)- thanks for using the non-barf version. The story is odd enough without vomit.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 09, 2008 at 11:10 AM
Dave, it's "Alas, poor Yorick, dude, Horatio." You hav to get it right.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | May 09, 2008 at 01:03 PM
Question about key quote:
"Kevin Wade Jones, 17, and Matthew Richard Gonzalez, 17, both of Kingwood, were arrested Wednesday night and were being held on misdemeanor charges of abuse of a corpse, Chomiak said. The juvenile was referred to the Harris County juvenile justice system."
'Scuse me, but if they are both 17, aren't they both juveniles?
ExpiringInquiring minds wanna know!Posted by: klezmerphan | May 09, 2008 at 01:14 PM
The fact that this involved teens from anywhere near Houston surprised no one here. The fact that involved Kingwood teens and a human skull bong also surprised no one here sadly.
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 09, 2008 at 11:42 PM
It's not like he was, like, usin' it, anymore, you know?
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 10, 2008 at 12:07 PM