A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE IS ON THE WAY
In Miami, this is what we call "parking."
(Thanks to Siouxie and sjhaller and Jeff Meyerson)
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Geez, Steve! Stop stalking me. I see Jeff finally caught up ;-P
Dave's right and we don't need no stinkin' vodka to park this way either.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 14, 2008 at 10:53 AM
You mean alcohol was involved?? I'm shocked! Shocked!!
Posted by: Steve Haller | May 14, 2008 at 10:54 AM
"After a few vodkas the staircase seemed a lot wider than it really was and nowhere near as steep."
Good to see rednecks exist in other parts of the world.
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 14, 2008 at 10:56 AM
"After a few vodkas the staircase seemed a lot wider than it really was and nowhere near as steep."
And guys look cuter too...Annie told me.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 14, 2008 at 10:56 AM
I knew I shoulda taken a left toin at Albukoikey!
Posted by: Bugs Bunny | May 14, 2008 at 11:00 AM
They wouldn't have turned me in if I had paid off on the bet.
Him, I meant him!
Posted by: CJrun | May 14, 2008 at 11:01 AM
Some guys just won't ask for directions.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 14, 2008 at 11:04 AM
Hold my vodka and watch this ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | May 14, 2008 at 11:07 AM
Ah, Tczew!
Oops.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 14, 2008 at 11:09 AM
Maybe it was the Polish GPS? (with my apologies to all Polish people, be they fat or skinny and to drunks everywhere).
Posted by: Siouxie | May 14, 2008 at 11:11 AM
...he fled - only to be caught by police an hour later back in the pub...
Nice choice of hiding places.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 14, 2008 at 11:12 AM
*snork* @ pc Siouxie!
(is it ok to laugh at 'pc' people?)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 14, 2008 at 11:16 AM
Might as well have another couple of drinks if you know you're going to be hauled off to the hoosegow. *I'm pretty sure Hoosegow is a city in Poland for the record*
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 14, 2008 at 11:18 AM
(pssst, Annie?? - I think so)
Posted by: Siouxie | May 14, 2008 at 11:30 AM
Who you calling a Pole? I'll have you know I'm a lamppost.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | May 14, 2008 at 01:02 PM
My roommate's a Pole. And no, the video's not for sale.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 14, 2008 at 01:12 PM
Annie, not the famous Polish basketball player? (the 10-foot Pole...)
Last night I was given a bottle of vodka-based strawberry liqueur (no French jokes!)... Yummy! Somebody fire up the tractor!...
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 14, 2008 at 01:55 PM
you guys cracow me up...
Posted by: insomniac | May 14, 2008 at 01:58 PM
...and you're Lodz of fun!
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 14, 2008 at 02:24 PM
Wait for me - my Bialystok again.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 14, 2008 at 03:34 PM
Good to see rednecks exist in other parts of the world.
Doc Rick - you've opened up a real can of politickally uncorrect jokes by insinuatin' that there's such a thang as Polish rednecks.
Posted by: MOTW | May 14, 2008 at 06:46 PM