WHY YOU NEVER SEE A STAPLER IN A CASINO
Key Quote: In a new brain-scan study, when young men were shown erotic pictures, they were more likely to make larger financial gambles than if they were shown a picture of something scary, such as a snake, or something neutral, such as a stapler, university researchers reported.
(Thanks to sjhaller)

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I carry a little pocket-stapler to keep my gambling impulses in check. OW! Damn, I think I have a piercing....
Posted by: CJrun | April 05, 2008 at 12:30 PM
" She's So Fine, There's No Telling Where The Money Went..."
Posted by: pogo | April 05, 2008 at 04:38 PM
This study sounds like an attempt to villify gambling and porn, which happen to be two of my favorite things. What about men who are aroused by staplers?
Jeremy
Posted by: Jeremy | April 05, 2008 at 05:33 PM
Men are horn-dogs. Duh.
Posted by: Suzy Q | April 05, 2008 at 05:50 PM
I did not have non-securitized debentures with that woman.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 05, 2008 at 07:16 PM
Like the man says: a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
Posted by: Will | April 07, 2008 at 12:33 PM