WHY THIS BLOG BELIEVES THERE SHOULD BE A FIVE-DAY 'COOLING-OFF' PERIOD BEFORE A PERSON IS ALLOWED TO PURCHASE A CARROT
(Thanks to queensbee)
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April 24, 2008
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*Files 'carrots are good for your eyesight' under 'another old wives tale"*
Posted by: Cat R | April 24, 2008 at 09:27 AM
So much for carrots being good for your eyes.
Posted by: CJrun | April 24, 2008 at 09:28 AM
I KNEW snowmen had ulterior motives.
Posted by: Punkin | April 24, 2008 at 09:29 AM
GMTA, CatR!
Posted by: CJrun | April 24, 2008 at 09:35 AM
As much as I'd like to crack wise, that must have been very painful and I hope they put him away for a good long time.
That said, there are a lot of very stylish eye patches out there ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 24, 2008 at 09:37 AM
She is lucky it just put out her eye. It could have made her a vegetable.
Posted by: ellie | April 24, 2008 at 09:37 AM
bwaaahaaaa, ellie. why is the couple still together is what gets me??
well, maybe she is some kinda tomata!
Posted by: queensbee | April 24, 2008 at 09:42 AM
Exactly, Steve. Also, she has some very interesting glass eyes to choose from.
Posted by: ellie | April 24, 2008 at 09:44 AM
Carrots...on the "You'll poke your eye out" list right next to BB guns.
Posted by: oneblankspace | April 24, 2008 at 10:06 AM
Carrot Attack WBAGNFARB or a Samuel L. Jackson flick.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 24, 2008 at 10:08 AM
So she's suing him, but they are still living together. Well that's going to get awkward.
Posted by: Alien Wench Lizzy | April 24, 2008 at 10:12 AM
"The couple still live together."
Well, as long as she keeps him away from the broccoli, what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | April 24, 2008 at 10:16 AM
Ah, eyeball replacements.
*Happy to have a reason to repost this lovely pic.*
Have a lovely day, blogits! Keep your hands where we can see them...
*Slinks out®*
Posted by: Cat R | April 24, 2008 at 10:21 AM
NGL . .
AYCMM!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 24, 2008 at 10:25 AM
I can't believe no one has yet said it. When carrots are outlawed, only outlaws will have carrots. And then they'll be able to see better than their victims.
Posted by: Diva | April 24, 2008 at 10:25 AM
Hah! Carrot tossing at 20 feet is child's play compared to my ex-wife's aim. She once hit me with the VCR remote in the back of the head at 33 feet. I know this because my buddy who was with me at the time went back and measured it so he could tell everybody at work about it. While I got a bump on the head, the remote sadly wound up in the dumpster in 3 pieces.
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 24, 2008 at 10:26 AM
All your carrots are belong to us.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 24, 2008 at 10:29 AM
BWUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by: Bugs Bunny | April 24, 2008 at 10:30 AM
Sure it's funny, then someone loses an... oh, never mind.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 24, 2008 at 10:43 AM
*sigh* adds carrots to the list of items to be locked away from boysies.
Posted by: crossgirl | April 24, 2008 at 11:04 AM
*SNORK* @ Jeff!
cg - why not just lock the boysies up. It would be much easier (and safer) in the long run.
Posted by: Diva | April 24, 2008 at 11:09 AM
Well, I think we all know there was supposed to be a question mark somewhere in my last post. Oh well.
Posted by: Diva | April 24, 2008 at 11:09 AM
hey,Diva! LTNS!
Posted by: baligurl | April 24, 2008 at 11:35 AM
Guess he won't be buying her a Salad Shooter for an anniversary gift.
Posted by: Larry Alder | April 24, 2008 at 12:12 PM
SNORK@salad shooter!
Posted by: baligurl | April 24, 2008 at 12:36 PM
bwahhha salad shooter. good one
Posted by: queensbee | April 24, 2008 at 12:41 PM
Very funny, Larry!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 24, 2008 at 12:49 PM
Those things can certainly look dangerous . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 24, 2008 at 01:34 PM
Somebody's GOTTA have a "Love is blind" joke for this one. C'mon, people! Somebody, ANYbody!
Posted by: padraig | April 24, 2008 at 02:29 PM
*Slinks in®*
For padraig.
Posted by: Cat R | April 24, 2008 at 02:46 PM
Could'a' had a V8!
*TURBO-SNORK* at "all your carrots are belong to us"
another cup of precious coffee, wasted. I just can't drink while I read this blog.
Posted by: circuit7 | April 24, 2008 at 02:52 PM
And people think there is no reason to be afraid of vegetables!
Posted by: Holly | April 24, 2008 at 03:30 PM
Now had he attacked her with a banana she'd have been prepared.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 24, 2008 at 03:50 PM
This is why I consume vegetables. They are evil.
Look like this thread died on the vine. Kudos to Cat & CJ for starting it off right, and Larry, whoever you are, but.... WTFBBQ, people - I can't take one day off? Everyone knows if you're going to dangle a carrot, you're gonna need a decent schtick.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 24, 2008 at 05:40 PM
They still live together... Wierd.
Posted by: PT | April 24, 2008 at 07:08 PM