WE KNOW THIS HAS BEEN BLOGGED BEFORE
But it's apparently a totally new panic.
Key Quote: Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
(Thanks to Amber Harmon, Michael Ritchie, Onterrible, and probably many more)
Unfounded Hysteria Update, thanks to Danny