WE HAVE NEVER FELT SO HONORED
Please visit the Low-Flow Toilet Awareness Project (LFTAP) for details regarding National Low-Flow Toilet Blowup Day, this Sunday, 4/27.
We have a low-flow toilet with your name written on it, Dave. The commode will be detonated, just for you.
"At 1pm on Sunday, April 27, over 100 shooters will gather at Boomershoot, an annual guns and explosives event held in North Central Idaho. Shooters will unite in therapeutic self expression, taking their toilet annoyances out of the bathroom and onto the range. They'll shoot at a low-flow toilet filled with reactive targets, creating fiery explosions, reducing the porcelain target into smithereens."
Copyright-free photos + image of the event will be available online (Sun. night). I'll send you a link to the thrilling images.
On behalf of LFTAP + Boomershoot