URGENT CONSUMER BULLETIN
If you are wearing these teerth:
You should take them out NOW, because they have been recalled.
(Thanks to Matt Filar, who states: " Only when they pry them out of my cold dead gums.")
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April 11, 2008
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Figures, fake hillbilly teeth made in China. When they start outsourcing our prank toys you know the economy is headed into the toilet.
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 11, 2008 at 09:58 AM
Oh, hell. And I just bought some fresh corn-on-the-cob!
Posted by: Lairbo | April 11, 2008 at 09:59 AM
Most people in Texas have those, but they aren't fake.
Posted by: ellie | April 11, 2008 at 10:02 AM
there are far too many teeth in this set of 'hillbilly' teeths. there only needs to be 2 on bottom, and 1 on top. that's probably why they were recalled, i bet. eeeee-ha.
Posted by: queensbee | April 11, 2008 at 10:04 AM
Only in Dallas or Beaumont Ellie. The rest of the state does fairly well in the dental department.
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 11, 2008 at 10:06 AM
Are those chocolate?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 11, 2008 at 10:10 AM
Seeing as the three styles appear to be "yucky", "gross", and "scary," I think it's fair to assume that they're not chocolate.
Posted by: Dr. Manhattan | April 11, 2008 at 10:16 AM
What a shame. They're probably the only teeth some folks will ever have.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 11, 2008 at 10:16 AM
Wha' dis Hirr Birry?
Ayeeyah, sharrup an' put more read!
Posted by: CJrun | April 11, 2008 at 10:17 AM
lead? as a teacher, i think i'm figuring out what is wrong with my students. lead poisoning.
Posted by: nora | April 11, 2008 at 10:17 AM
When I was in school we had those in asbestos flavor.
Posted by: lil rascal | April 11, 2008 at 10:21 AM
that explains so many things, rascal.
Posted by: wickedwitch | April 11, 2008 at 10:23 AM
I'll take my chances.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | April 11, 2008 at 10:25 AM
If I remember correctly, ours came with an upper and lower unlike the two uppers in the lead flavored example. The bone loss on those examples is severe. If your teeth looked like that in real life, the weight of your head would be slowly causing it to fuse to your chest.
Posted by: lil rascal | April 11, 2008 at 10:30 AM
Lead don't kill hillbillys. Readin' do.
btw - happy birfdays to wickedwitch and suzyq. I got you both some flowers for the occasion.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 11, 2008 at 10:32 AM
LOL lovely flowers, Annie.
CJ - check your email!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 11, 2008 at 10:34 AM
My dentist dropped my gold filling down my throat by accident one day. I'm still waiting for it.
Posted by: lil rascal | April 11, 2008 at 10:34 AM
as ww mentioned earlier - that, too, explains so many things, rascal.
And raises many other questions.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 11, 2008 at 10:51 AM
What?! Recalled?! How will we eat?
Posted by: 200 Million Nascar Fans | April 11, 2008 at 11:03 AM
So what they're saying, if you used these teeth your real teeth would look like them.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | April 11, 2008 at 11:21 AM
The lead paint is a feature. It is the manufacturers' effort to help the customer achieve for real what they currently need the fake teet for.
by the way, did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?
Had it been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a TEETHbrush.
Posted by: Dad-O-Lot | April 11, 2008 at 11:25 AM
That would be fake teetH, damn Chinese keyboard, the H keeps messing up.
or perhaps there's a nut loose on the keyboard.
Posted by: Dad-O-Lot | April 11, 2008 at 11:28 AM
Dad, Check for spiders...
Posted by: eilbeback | April 11, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Dave,
Looks like the ones I got when I turned 50 party.
Posted by: Theresa | April 11, 2008 at 12:16 PM
More information can be found here:
Hillbilly Teeth
Posted by: Jack Bryant | April 22, 2008 at 01:19 PM