UM, NO
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I don't think she quite gets that that's not how you use a telephone. Give's a whole new meaning to the word "phoning" someone.
Posted by: fudtheman | April 28, 2008 at 06:53 AM
They should check all of those taxes and surcharges on her bill.
Posted by: CJrun | April 28, 2008 at 07:27 AM
ya know i spent several minutes thinking about things like the mental calisthenics required to argue that a broken hymen and loss of viginity are synonomous.
It was all so novel that i completely missed an important point. Even if this does qualify as sex...how does it qualify as rape?
Establishing non-consent when all she had to do was set the phone down seems like uphill work!
Posted by: Joben | April 28, 2008 at 07:50 AM
This publication - The United Press International, 100 years of Journalistic Excellence
I don't think so.
Posted by: daisymae | April 28, 2008 at 08:04 AM
but can i get his number?
Posted by: judi | April 28, 2008 at 08:15 AM
Everyone knows this can only really happen by fax . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 28, 2008 at 08:20 AM
Time for Maha al-Metebaa and his clients to take the sex ed refresher course, don't you think?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 28, 2008 at 08:28 AM
I dunno, Dave. You shoulda seen the cell phone bills i got til I got my daughters unlimited texting. Talk about phone rape...
Posted by: baligurl | April 28, 2008 at 08:30 AM
snork@judi!
Posted by: baligurl | April 28, 2008 at 08:32 AM
I can't tell if she's satisfied with her long distance service.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 28, 2008 at 08:57 AM
She obviously had the phone set to vibrate and he kept calling her but she wouldn't answer.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | April 28, 2008 at 09:06 AM
Dial "O" for....
Posted by: Ford79 | April 28, 2008 at 09:12 AM
*snork* @ judi!
Posted by: ellie | April 28, 2008 at 09:24 AM
"O" for Pete's sake! (And, no, I'm not implying that she was faking it.)
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 28, 2008 at 09:25 AM
Time for Maha al-Metebaa and his clients to take the sex ed refresher course, don't you think?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | 08:28 AM on April 28, 2008
Yes Mot, as well as the definition of "phone sex"
Posted by: ellie | April 28, 2008 at 09:27 AM
oops...I meant Jeff...sorry
*refills coffee*
Posted by: ellie | April 28, 2008 at 09:28 AM
"Can you hear me noooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww my God!!"
Posted by: Punkin | April 28, 2008 at 09:38 AM
*Snork* @ Punkin
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 28, 2008 at 09:47 AM
One ringy dingy...
Posted by: Layzeeboy | April 28, 2008 at 09:53 AM
LMAO judi!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2008 at 09:56 AM
I'd like that phone attachment.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2008 at 09:58 AM
This call may be recorded for, um, quality control.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 28, 2008 at 10:07 AM
Reach out and touch someone...
Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2008 at 10:12 AM
I think she just let her fingers do the walking...
Posted by: Punkin | April 28, 2008 at 10:19 AM
*snork* @ Punkin!
♪ Ohhhh...I don't talk to anybody else...when I talk to you boy I touch myself...♫
Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2008 at 10:24 AM
With this ring, I she bled.
Posted by: Sweet Talkin' Tunisian | April 28, 2008 at 10:34 AM
She should have hung up on his penis with a meat cleaver.
Posted by: Alien Wench Lizzy | April 28, 2008 at 10:59 AM
It's an idea that seems to be catching on ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 28, 2008 at 12:12 PM
I think we need to introduce Alien Wench Lizzy to the guy in Steve's link. Oh, and bring a camera.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 28, 2008 at 12:37 PM
She gives good phone.
Posted by: Ernie G | April 28, 2008 at 12:47 PM
Isn't there a rape by interstellar ansible somewhere in Ursula K. LeGuin? But of course that's fiction. As is Mark Twain's tale of rape by telegraph between San Francisco and New York. But then there's the case of rape by smoke signal that went all the way to the Supreme Court in Snowdove v. Yellowcloud 1874.
Posted by: Whitebeach | April 29, 2008 at 12:37 AM