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April 28, 2008

UM, NO

(Thanks to DavCat)

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I don't think she quite gets that that's not how you use a telephone. Give's a whole new meaning to the word "phoning" someone.

They should check all of those taxes and surcharges on her bill.

ya know i spent several minutes thinking about things like the mental calisthenics required to argue that a broken hymen and loss of viginity are synonomous.

It was all so novel that i completely missed an important point. Even if this does qualify as sex...how does it qualify as rape?

Establishing non-consent when all she had to do was set the phone down seems like uphill work!

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I don't think so.

but can i get his number?

Everyone knows this can only really happen by fax . . .

Time for Maha al-Metebaa and his clients to take the sex ed refresher course, don't you think?

I dunno, Dave. You shoulda seen the cell phone bills i got til I got my daughters unlimited texting. Talk about phone rape...

snork@judi!

I can't tell if she's satisfied with her long distance service.

She obviously had the phone set to vibrate and he kept calling her but she wouldn't answer.

Dial "O" for....

*snork* @ judi!

"O" for Pete's sake! (And, no, I'm not implying that she was faking it.)

Time for Maha al-Metebaa and his clients to take the sex ed refresher course, don't you think?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | 08:28 AM on April 28, 2008


Yes Mot, as well as the definition of "phone sex"

oops...I meant Jeff...sorry

*refills coffee*

"Can you hear me noooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww my God!!"

*Snork* @ Punkin

One ringy dingy...

LMAO judi!

I'd like that phone attachment.

This call may be recorded for, um, quality control.

Reach out and touch someone...

I think she just let her fingers do the walking...

*snork* @ Punkin!

♪ Ohhhh...I don't talk to anybody else...when I talk to you boy I touch myself...♫

With this ring, I she bled.

She should have hung up on his penis with a meat cleaver.

It's an idea that seems to be catching on ...

I think we need to introduce Alien Wench Lizzy to the guy in Steve's link. Oh, and bring a camera.

She gives good phone.

Isn't there a rape by interstellar ansible somewhere in Ursula K. LeGuin? But of course that's fiction. As is Mark Twain's tale of rape by telegraph between San Francisco and New York. But then there's the case of rape by smoke signal that went all the way to the Supreme Court in Snowdove v. Yellowcloud 1874.

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