SUDDENLY, GUYS EVERYWHERE TAKE AN INTEREST IN CANCER PREVENTION
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Ummm, if you're looking for me I'll be in my bunk improving my life expectancy...
Posted by: ArcticAl | April 22, 2008 at 05:02 PM
That geek with the keyboard pants is going to out-survive us all.
Posted by: Clown Puppy | April 22, 2008 at 05:05 PM
Based on the past 5 years I'd have to say I'm pretty safe on the cancer front.
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 22, 2008 at 05:07 PM
I'm freakin' IMMORTAL!
Posted by: PeeWeeHerman | April 22, 2008 at 05:09 PM
I've been married for 16 years. If masturbation cuts cancer risk, I could probably wear an asbestos suit every day and be safe...
Posted by: Scott | April 22, 2008 at 05:09 PM
My uncle was diagnosed with prostate cancer last month. I'm not sure whether I should laugh or cry. Okay, let's be honest, I'm trying my damnedest not to laugh.
(His prognosis is excellent, for what it's worth.)
(Sorry, Uncle Jim.)
Posted by: Mr Death | April 22, 2008 at 05:14 PM
I'm 'flushed' with embarrassment.
Posted by: Dr. Bob | April 22, 2008 at 05:15 PM
*Slinks back in®*
This blog has become very health-conscious lately. It's a wonderful thing.
Posted by: Cat R | April 22, 2008 at 05:17 PM
Well if there is ever an award for prostate cancer prevention it should be given to Shannon Tweed for her contributions at 2am on Cinemax.
Posted by: Larry Alder | April 22, 2008 at 05:24 PM
Hey, I thought I had this in hand - but Nooooo - I still had to have my prostate removed this past summer.
Lends new meaning to the term "Junk Science".
Posted by: Tom | April 22, 2008 at 05:28 PM
Since Miss America's platform is breast cancer awareness, the Playmate of the Year should advocate prostate cancer awareness.
Posted by: Merri Lee | April 22, 2008 at 05:29 PM
So you'll be blind - look on the bright side - no chemo, so you get to keep your hair. Oy.
Posted by: Telecomdropout | April 22, 2008 at 05:33 PM
Cancer/white cane...decisions, decisions.
Posted by: JEC666 | April 22, 2008 at 05:35 PM
Wait, doctor.
This "alternative medicine" is sounding good to me.
Please, go on.
Posted by: Tom Cat, seeking second opinion | April 22, 2008 at 05:46 PM
There are some very honest men with poor eyesight on this blog.
Posted by: Alien Wench Lizzy | April 22, 2008 at 05:59 PM
*searches for glasses*
What was that, Lizzy?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 22, 2008 at 06:20 PM
Choke that chicken, guys!
Posted by: Suzy Q | April 22, 2008 at 06:22 PM
Hey, some of us were gonna have chicken for supper! I'm just sayin'...
Posted by: baligurl | April 22, 2008 at 06:35 PM
Hey, some of us were gonna have chicken for supper! I'm just sayin'...
Posted by: baligurl | April 22, 2008 at 06:36 PM
Need help?
Posted by: Merri Lee | April 22, 2008 at 06:36 PM
stoopid bot
Posted by: baligurl | April 22, 2008 at 06:36 PM
Silly Merri - guys don't read directions. What they need are visuals.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2008 at 06:42 PM
That's why you never hear of 11-16 year old boys getting prostate cancer!!
Posted by: Dr. Doug | April 22, 2008 at 06:44 PM
I just know that's the sheep picture.
Posted by: CJrun | April 22, 2008 at 06:45 PM
Annie...you're so baaaad
Posted by: russellmc | April 22, 2008 at 06:46 PM
So sorry, russell - is this baaadder?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2008 at 06:55 PM
Tried this "procedure". Got prostate cancer anyway; maybe once a day (on average) for 3 years wasn't enough. Go for the gold,kids!
Posted by: Old Bogus | April 22, 2008 at 06:56 PM
That was supposed to be 30 years!!
Posted by: Old Bogus | April 22, 2008 at 06:57 PM
That's what they all say, Old Bogus. They just can't make it that long.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2008 at 07:00 PM
"That was supposed to be 30 years!!"
Apparently; next time keep better track! :]
[Godspeed]
Posted by: CJrun | April 22, 2008 at 07:06 PM
You can tell a health-conscious man by the size of his forearms.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | April 22, 2008 at 07:21 PM
Huh. Don't that beat all.... ?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 22, 2008 at 07:32 PM
What about hairy palms? Is that a Florida thing? Out here in California, all the palms are just normal trees.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2008 at 07:35 PM
I personally don't believe this study. I do believe that there are two types of men. Them what do, and them what lie about it. If I'm right, the study is void. I'm almost always right. (just ask my kids.)
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | April 22, 2008 at 07:36 PM
and *snork* @ meanie.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | April 22, 2008 at 07:38 PM
I don't know if anyone has posted this already, but in honor of the today's primaries, here is what we *REALLY* wanna see:
Clinton vs Obama in the ring
Posted by: DavCat | April 22, 2008 at 07:48 PM
snork @ meanie
Evening all
Posted by: jug | April 22, 2008 at 07:48 PM
OT\
For some viewers, Click and Clack are on the 8pm NOVA, "Car of the Future"; should be good
End OT, resumes health-concious activities\
Posted by: CJrun | April 22, 2008 at 08:05 PM
Don't drive like my brother.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | April 22, 2008 at 08:15 PM
Does he not keep both hands on the wheel Wyo?
Posted by: jug | April 22, 2008 at 08:24 PM
I keep telling my boyfriend it would be good for his health if he would let me give him frequent prostate massages.
Posted by: sheherazahde | April 22, 2008 at 08:27 PM
Mrs. Ostrander: Says here you got a message from Athol about your prostate.
Mr. Ostrander: Get your glasses woman! I got an @sshole massage from a prostitute.
Mrs. Ostrander:You're in Athol.
Mr. Ostrander:Yup. With the Doc.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2008 at 08:37 PM
...and don't drive like my brother!
Posted by: CJrun | April 22, 2008 at 08:37 PM
*giggles*@Annie!
Posted by: CJrun | April 22, 2008 at 08:53 PM
evenin, Jug, Wyo. Who's pourin?
Posted by: baligurl | April 22, 2008 at 09:18 PM
I'm pourin' CJ's buyin'.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | April 22, 2008 at 09:25 PM
Whew, that's good. Beer please. Y'all okay?
Posted by: baligurl | April 22, 2008 at 09:27 PM
Can I have a glass of jameson's please. Evening Bali
Posted by: jug | April 22, 2008 at 09:32 PM
Bali are you still in that yellow bathing suit?
Posted by: jug | April 22, 2008 at 09:34 PM
luck-o-the Irish, slidin' down the bar.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | April 22, 2008 at 09:40 PM
Thank you sir.
How's that grand baby doing?
Posted by: jug | April 22, 2008 at 09:43 PM
*hands American O'Pressed card to bartender*
Posted by: CJrun | April 22, 2008 at 09:45 PM
dandy child, thanks for askin, Jug.
an' thanks CJ, we'll try to spend it all in one place. how's the bidness proceedin?
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | April 22, 2008 at 09:48 PM
thanks for the drink CJ
Posted by: jug | April 22, 2008 at 09:53 PM
That's great Wyo. I figure I have 2 years before I become a grandpa. I can't wait
Posted by: jug | April 22, 2008 at 09:54 PM
My oldest son got married five years ago. I thought it likely that I'd have achieved grampahood somewhat before now. but things don't always go as we guess they will. (not tryin' to discourage you at all, of course.) but when it does happen, it's worth the wait.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | April 22, 2008 at 10:01 PM
My daughter hasn't confided in me their plans, its just a feeling based I get. I think its going to be a lot of fun, and very humbling at the same time
Posted by: jug | April 22, 2008 at 10:06 PM
removes surplus 'based' from previous post.
Posted by: jug | April 22, 2008 at 10:13 PM
I have to admit to bein' a little intimidated by lookin' into eyes that would see a future I'll never know, and would remember some few things about what I may pass on. There's something interesting about recalling my grandfather and father both, when they were my age, and then thinkin' about my son and this little one, knowin' it wasn't long ago that I was their age(s). kinda gives one a panoramic view of the life cycle, all in a moment. It's a mixed blessing, but wonderful, none the less. Hope that made some sense.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | April 22, 2008 at 10:14 PM
It made perfect sense Wyo. Well said
Posted by: jug | April 22, 2008 at 10:21 PM
Fellas I have to admit I'm happily stuck avoiding Grandpahood for another 6-8 years at the earliest. I have enough on my hands with a very precocious 6 year old. Seeing him learn about the world every day gives me a little more faith in humanity regardless of what the adult dumb arses in it try to destroy. God bless children.
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 22, 2008 at 10:42 PM
Oh, the 6-8 year wait is for my 15 year old step son for the record. Lord knows I don't need to be a dad and granddad at the same time. ;)
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 22, 2008 at 10:44 PM
no kiddin' doc, you've got your hands full. and are blessed for havin' them full, I'm sure.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | April 22, 2008 at 10:56 PM
Absolutely Wyo and thanks. As for your grand-fatherhood, if you're anything like my father the experience will make you a better man than you've ever been. Something about the experience seems to mellow the grumpiness in any man. Good luck with it.
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 22, 2008 at 11:07 PM
Just a final note for all of you Dolphin fans in the blog. Today your team took a big step forward. Good offensive tackles are hard to come by and your team has chosen a good one by all accounts. Just like the baby Marlins things will get better. Well, unless your a Heat fan in which case you're screwed for another 5 years or so. ;)
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 22, 2008 at 11:23 PM
LTTG and lots of *snorks* to go around! One thing though, you don't want to end up looking like THIS.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 23, 2008 at 08:38 AM
*starts coffee and brings out the
dough nutsdonuts*WAKEY WAKEY!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 23, 2008 at 08:42 AM
Hi Siouxie!!
Thanks for the coffee & donuts!!
*snarf*
Posted by: Punkin | April 23, 2008 at 08:44 AM
*Shaves hair from palms and gropes blindly for coffee and donuts*
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | April 23, 2008 at 09:03 AM
But, alas, a warning... Remember in "Kentucky Fried Movie" they showed the trailer for "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble", and one fellow discovered to his horror that the old wives' tales were true...
Submitted for your approval by an EXTREMELY healthy Allen... *G*
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 23, 2008 at 09:50 AM
*Stretches awake and Slinks in®*
Good morning, blogits!
Wow, popular topic still going strong.
(Grabs coffee) Thanks, Siouxie!
Posted by: Cat R | April 23, 2008 at 09:52 AM
Mornin'!
Yeah, Cat. Talk about really milking a topic.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 23, 2008 at 09:58 AM
Now if any gals of the female persuasion want to prevent cancer, I still offer at-home breast exams. Guaranteed less painful than a mammogram. Free to all blogettes except Punkin who has to pay double.
Posted by: padraig | April 23, 2008 at 10:10 AM
*smooch* Punkin!! (didn't 'see' ya up there)(the girls were in the way)
*hands Mot a cream-filled donut*
Posted by: Siouxie | April 23, 2008 at 10:16 AM
Thanks Sooz.
Hillary bounces back.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | April 23, 2008 at 10:36 AM
Since we KNOW all of our blogettes are healthy, the reason in the article for not involving another person is gone, so...What do you say, ladies? Want to cooperate to keep us menfolk healthy (lend us a hand, so to speak), or will you leave us to our own
devices, err, manipulations?... (Latin joke, anyone?... Bueller?...)Posted by: Allen at Division | April 23, 2008 at 11:00 AM
You boys need a hand??Here ya go, Allen.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 23, 2008 at 11:03 AM
I can't quite see that, Siouxie. Can you hand Allen that fleshlight over there? Thanks.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 23, 2008 at 11:14 AM
Yup, try to be nice to a lady, draw back a nub!... *G*
Fleshlight--har!
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 23, 2008 at 11:36 AM
Allen, just don't google that word at work...I was going to link to it, but....yipes.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 23, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Thanks, Annie, but I already knew what it was. Ummm, somebody told me...Yeah, that's the ticket...
And, yes, double-yipes!
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 23, 2008 at 12:02 PM
Siouxie told me just the other day...tsk, tsk, tsk.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 23, 2008 at 01:04 PM
ou've probably heard conflicting reports in the news about what can or can't help you in terms of cancer prevention. The issue of cancer prevention gets confusing — sometimes what's recommended in one report is advised against in another. What you can be sure of when it comes to cancer prevention is that making small changes to your everyday life might help reduce your chances of getting cancer. Try these seven cancer prevention steps.
thanks
Posted by: tumor cells | March 24, 2010 at 03:50 PM