SUDDENLY, A LOT OF GUYS ARE INTERESTED
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Careful. She looks just like I did before I got involved in the interwebness. Now I look like this
I blame Al Gore.
Posted by: Punkin | April 26, 2008 at 11:49 AM
I think I need more coffee. I could swear that article said that she would make love to every virgin who would defend the internets.
Posted by: slyeyes | April 26, 2008 at 11:50 AM
That will probably take her a week these days.
Posted by: Alien Wench Lizzy | April 26, 2008 at 12:01 PM
How can she pick out the virgins from the multitudes on her doorstep?
Posted by: Phil | April 26, 2008 at 12:03 PM
I'm thinkin' I should qualify ... after all, I've never had sex with an internet person ... doesn't that count fer sumthin' ? ? ?
BTW, in the next story on that page, I note that writer (?) Helen A.S. Popkin doesn't know proper English spelling and/or usage ... whut does that say about her credibility?
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | April 26, 2008 at 12:48 PM
"what's the matter, honey, you used to be able to defend Net neutrality two,three times a night? Now I'm lucky if you plug into the old USB port once a week!"
Posted by: insomniac | April 26, 2008 at 12:52 PM
HAR! @ insom' ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | April 26, 2008 at 01:16 PM
Wow. I didn't think anything could make me sorry I wasn't a virgin.
Posted by: Will | April 26, 2008 at 01:38 PM
I hope everyone realizes that "net neutrality" is government doublespeak for censorship.
Posted by: Larry Martell | April 26, 2008 at 03:32 PM
Read the rules people "no surprise buttsex" allowed
I did not make that up
Posted by: Jack | April 26, 2008 at 03:52 PM
The red carpet of my shoulder.
Early in the
morning, when
gloomy canticles
rejoice in the
sound of the quietness,
I hear a scrupulous
voice on the sun
of a summer, while
a sadness delights
and discovers a care.
Francesco Sinibaldi
Posted by: Francesco Sinibaldi | April 26, 2008 at 03:55 PM
Whoopee! Francesco is back. Long time no read. Too bad. It's not been long enough.
Posted by: shep | April 26, 2008 at 04:45 PM
Early in the
morning when
tania derveaux
recoils at the
thoughts of last night's nerdlings
she fears her campaign
to turn boys to men
with no orgasms for her in sight,
might be a mistake.
Posted by: insomniac | April 26, 2008 at 05:48 PM
Yay, insom!
Was she just referring to boy virgins? Or was that a silly male assumption? Tsk, tsk.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2008 at 12:37 AM