STILL MORE ON THE GEEK PANTS CRAZE
But these may help prevent cancer!
(Sent in by pretty much everyone else)
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April 23, 2008
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Posted by: Harry Tocus | April 23, 2008 at 11:59 AM
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Posted by: Harry Tocus | April 23, 2008 at 12:01 PM
i thought we stopped doing that years ago. go figure.
Posted by: judi | April 23, 2008 at 12:03 PM
Shucks, I get the same effect by setting my cell phone on vibrate, stuffing it in my pocket and calling it.
Posted by: fivver | April 23, 2008 at 12:05 PM
........and sure they look like GEEK pants.....but they feel like GREEK pants.
Posted by: Harry Tocus | April 23, 2008 at 12:06 PM
I hope they're washable.
Posted by: CJrun | April 23, 2008 at 12:07 PM
ajfaan;eupancaaophajleiaopnhfaa;lponckzopd9uhoiuhoiaoieyr . . .
Oops, don't put these on over the keyboard pants
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 23, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Didja notice that the "minimum order" quantity is 500?
Posted by: klezmerphan | April 23, 2008 at 12:13 PM
*snork*@MKJ!
Massage pants?
Posted by: CJrun | April 23, 2008 at 12:17 PM
Wow...an automated fleshlight....golly gee.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 23, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Gives a new meaning to the term "hot-pants."
Posted by: Andrew | April 23, 2008 at 12:31 PM
Maybe they're disposable. Like Depends.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 23, 2008 at 12:33 PM
Reduced risk of cancer -- good. Increased risk of electrocution -- bad.
Posted by: mesmo | April 23, 2008 at 12:35 PM
"She's givin' me Nut vibrations,
I'm feelin' the ex-cite-a-tions"
Posted by: Harry Tocus | April 23, 2008 at 12:41 PM
SNORK! @ MJK
Posted by: ellie | April 23, 2008 at 12:43 PM
An electric pants HI-KU (-2 spelling)
Tingling drawers, pulled over underwearless
fleshy bulbous parts,
giving goose bumps
Hope my mom doesn't walk in.
Thank you.
Posted by: Harry Tocus | April 23, 2008 at 12:53 PM
...........and they use 1/4 less energy than a gerbil.
Posted by: Harry Tocus | April 23, 2008 at 01:04 PM
I am neither buying nor wearing anything electrical from a company whose name begins with a Chinese city.
Posted by: circuit7 | April 23, 2008 at 01:07 PM
Put a wind turbine in the back and they could power themselves.
Posted by: circuit7 | April 23, 2008 at 01:24 PM
The guys who buy this will have no use for this . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 23, 2008 at 01:42 PM
MKJ-
Did you know that the chastity belt was directly responsible for the invention of the bobby pin?
Thought you might like to know.
Posted by: Sir Lancelot "Safecracker" Jones | April 23, 2008 at 01:56 PM
Re: "a scientific and rational allocation"...I'm wondering what an irrational allocation would be. Putting the vibrating part on the waistband or pants cuff? And how did they do their scientific testing, anyway? All I know is, if I see a dude wearing these in the grocery store line, I'm going to back away slowly.
Posted by: BKNY | April 23, 2008 at 03:35 PM
Also help you to dance the jitterbug!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 23, 2008 at 04:24 PM