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April 30, 2008

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

The Duct Tape Bandit

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Siouxie)

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If it's good enough for Dubya ...

Well, he's from Eastern Kentucky. That says something... Too much time, not enough education...

An earwig for you.

Catchy little ditty.

OK - the big question: Why duct tape?? Was his face falling off or something? Is he allergic to ski masks? Was he planning to blend seamlessly into a crowd of other duct tape wrapped people after he robbed the store?

I. Am. Confused!

It is very handy stuff. My friend used it a couple weeks ago to patch her jeans. Matched the trim on her double-wide. (No, I'm not talking about her home.)

"Was his face falling off or something?"?

Hey Meanie, you got it -- Michael Jackson is the Duct Tape Bandit !

Wasn't there a duct tape bandit in that Home Alone movie, when Kevin was in New York? Hmmmmmm. Somedosy's been hittin' the DVD's.

Wasn't there a duct tape bandit in that Home Alone movie, when Kevin was in New York? Hmmmmmm. Somebody's been hittin' the DVD's.

Meanie, you are over-analyzing. I think he is just inbred stupid.

Somedosy's not using the preview button ;-P

Check.

I would have LOVED to have been around to volunteer to RRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPP all that duct tape from his face.

So duct tape in the Poor Man's hot wax? Ouch.

*re-enrolls in typing class* see y'all in a semester.

I thought it would have been faster just to use a razor blade to cut the duct tape off, but that's just me...

eilbeback: yes, but ripping it off is much more humiliating and painful. If this guy just robbed my store, I'd opt for the ripping.

Do you think the charges will stick?

*ducks*

Braniff, was thinking more along the lines of slicing his head open... Nothing's in there; where's the harm?

this moron needs to stay out of jail. the criminals in there are smarter than he is, and will teach him how to be a better criminal, cos he sure bad at it now.... duuuuh.

eilbeback: I see your point. I like your way of thinking.

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