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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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Wow! Dave made the press release in a disclaimer - too funny!
Posted by: Eleanor | April 27, 2008 at 12:47 PM
FIRST to notice that. My day is complete. :)
Posted by: Eleanor | April 27, 2008 at 12:48 PM
Hat trick, or is everyone over at the NFL Draft and I'm all alone here with the toilets? :(
Posted by: Eleanor | April 27, 2008 at 12:49 PM
*kinda sorta here*
I'm watching Dare Devil.
Are we supposed to flush at 1 pm??? is that EST?
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2008 at 12:57 PM
passover is over!
Posted by: queensbee | April 27, 2008 at 01:09 PM
I'm flush with excitement!
Posted by: Alien Wench Lizzy | April 27, 2008 at 01:20 PM
Reminds me of the station manager who followed the anchorman's editorial with a broadcast statement, "The preceding does not reflect the opinion of the management of this station, or anyone else in his right mind..."
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 27, 2008 at 01:23 PM
Well, in broadcasting right minded is out in left field though.
Posted by: Alien Wench Lizzy | April 27, 2008 at 01:34 PM
The photo from the 2007 shoot is impressive. If you're into blowing things up.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2008 at 01:35 PM
I almost blew mine up this morning. Bean burritos last night.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | April 27, 2008 at 02:22 PM
I've made my donation for the day.
Posted by: Punkin | April 27, 2008 at 02:28 PM
I would love to blow things up! With explosives!
Posted by: Alien Wench Lizzy | April 27, 2008 at 02:37 PM
Alien - just go organic.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2008 at 02:45 PM
All together now!
Hell no, we won't low flow
Hell no, we won't low flow...
Posted by: Lairbo | April 27, 2008 at 03:12 PM
I only had a pair. The flush beats me....
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 27, 2008 at 03:30 PM
disturbingly, i find myself sympathizing with these rednecks who are simply trying to create meaningful social change in the world through the non-violent use of tactical weaponry and highly explosive pyrotechnic compositions.
[wipes tear]
Posted by: packsaddle | April 27, 2008 at 03:56 PM
PB, you may need more fiber...just sayin'
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2008 at 04:07 PM
(reaches for the toilet paper book shelf copy of War & Peace)
This could take awhile.
Posted by: daisymae | April 27, 2008 at 04:11 PM
*Slinks in®*
I got nuthin'. I was just waiting for a good time to use that pic.
Posted by: Cat R | April 27, 2008 at 04:57 PM
Dang, that's the weirdest sling I ever did see...
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 27, 2008 at 05:20 PM
Perfect time to use it, Cat.
May I also say this is a perfect time to reveal that, at this moment, I hate Vista. It keeps blowing up, leading me to believe it's celebrating solidarity with lo-flow blow day.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2008 at 05:24 PM
gosh, if we're blowing up toilets, sounds like a grand excuse to not bother cleaning 'em today.
Posted by: crossgirl | April 27, 2008 at 05:27 PM
(i mean slink)
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 27, 2008 at 05:38 PM
Steve - I'm guessing the cat was attacked by a camera flash.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2008 at 05:54 PM
Speaking of LOL Cats, did I tell you they're hiring ... ??
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 27, 2008 at 05:58 PM
Yes, I saw that. I was tempted to apply. I have a weakness for silly animal pics.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2008 at 06:13 PM
*pats trusty XP on the hard-drive*
Posted by: CJrun | April 27, 2008 at 06:21 PM
But I didn't want to embarrass my family.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2008 at 06:23 PM
Yeah, Annie, I hear ya, that can be embarrassing ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 27, 2008 at 06:29 PM
Steve - shot's AWOL.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2008 at 06:33 PM
If you mean it doesn't come up on your machine, that's funny, it comes up on mine ?? (No? Not "absent without leave"?)
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 27, 2008 at 06:36 PM
I got Not Found
Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn't here.
I get the same thing when I go out on Friday nights, but that I understand.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2008 at 06:59 PM
Ooh, I get it now. Your tag is 'funny Bush' and nothing comes up, so there's nothing funny about Bush.
Snork.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2008 at 07:04 PM
Aaaaaalll right, one more time, and I'll make sure I preview it first: ahem
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 27, 2008 at 07:10 PM
:(
But searching for something that might be your pic led me to this.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2008 at 07:21 PM
I found another source on Google, so let's hope third time's the charm (and I hope you came hungry)
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 27, 2008 at 07:28 PM
Yay - that I can see. I have no idea why it wouldn't work before. Thanks, Steve, for
perservetryin'.Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 27, 2008 at 10:47 PM
Here is my post on the topic, with videos and pictures.
Posted by: Ry Jones | April 28, 2008 at 07:18 PM