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(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Siouxie)
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Hey, at least they used lube.
Posted by: Suzy Q | April 22, 2008 at 09:22 AM
*SNAP*
Posted by: Siouxie | April 22, 2008 at 09:44 AM
On the plus side, now he doesn't need to have a colonoscopy...
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 22, 2008 at 09:52 AM
Persaud, sitting on a bench outside the courtroom, appeared dejected.
I don't think he was dejected so much as in pain. You try sitting on a bench after what he went through.
Posted by: Larry Alder | April 22, 2008 at 09:56 AM
Marrone said that when Persaud woke up he was handcuffed to a bed and had an oxygen tube down his throat and lubricant in his rectum.
Hey, what does that prove?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 22, 2008 at 10:01 AM
Let's see: Construction worker hit on head, doctors fear brain damage, based on commonly observed conduct of most construction workers brain is most easily accessable through which orifice?
Posted by: Davec | April 22, 2008 at 10:01 AM
I see nothing wrong with that. You're right, Dave. That's where their brain is.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 22, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Saw 'em warming up for the Buzzcocks at CBGB's in '78. Helluva show.
Posted by: Alien8 | April 22, 2008 at 01:29 PM
Further proof justice is an ass. Did they make him pay for it through the nose?
Posted by: JEC666 | April 22, 2008 at 04:47 PM