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April 30, 2008

JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE

Now he's showing up in ultrasounds.

Key Name: "Monet Sledge"

(Thanks to sjhaller, who says, "Lots of luck putting it on eBay.")

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**I don't care if it rains or fruses . . . **

And I thought I had it bad with the anecdote that my mom realized she was pregnant with me on the day JFK was shot...

Jeez, that kid has a lot to live up to.

Isn't that the baby's pee pee??

I was never any good at "reading" ultrasounds.

Off to work. Laters.

Heed my warning, this is the sign of the Antichrist! Do not waver or you will suffer the fate of Ambassador Thorn ! I tried to warn him ...

MKJ: I think that after this, they need to institute a spelling exam for entry into heaven.

Oh no, another immaculate conception, we're in deep shyte man.

Make womb for Jesus in your life.

Definition of Monet: "from a distance it looks okay, but up close it's just a big old mess."
Cher, Clueless

Snork at Cat R

I have to remember to put down my coffee before I click on comments.

Oh god, another womb with a view.

Next person who tells me it's not my cross to bear gets a transducer between the eyes.

I'm thinking that giving birth to a cross might warrant a c-section. Imagine doing it the old-fashioned way.

That's gonna hurt trying to squeeze them nails out...

Heck, I had a sonogram to check for abnormalities and I saw a face, but I have nothing to prove it....

How did the Shroud of Turin get in there?

"It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

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