JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE
Now he's showing up in ultrasounds.
Key Name: "Monet Sledge"
(Thanks to sjhaller, who says, "Lots of luck putting it on eBay.")
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April 30, 2008
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**I don't care if it rains or fruses . . . **
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 30, 2008 at 08:51 AM
And I thought I had it bad with the anecdote that my mom realized she was pregnant with me on the day JFK was shot...
Jeez, that kid has a lot to live up to.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 30, 2008 at 08:56 AM
Isn't that the baby's pee pee??
I was never any good at "reading" ultrasounds.
Off to work. Laters.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2008 at 08:57 AM
Heed my warning, this is the sign of the Antichrist! Do not waver or you will suffer the fate of Ambassador Thorn ! I tried to warn him ...
Posted by: Carl Bugenhagen | April 30, 2008 at 09:00 AM
MKJ: I think that after this, they need to institute a spelling exam for entry into heaven.
Posted by: Lairbo | April 30, 2008 at 09:00 AM
Oh no, another immaculate conception, we're in deep shyte man.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | April 30, 2008 at 09:00 AM
Make womb for Jesus in your life.
Posted by: Cat R | April 30, 2008 at 09:02 AM
Definition of Monet: "from a distance it looks okay, but up close it's just a big old mess."
Cher, Clueless
Posted by: baligurl | April 30, 2008 at 09:03 AM
Snork at Cat R
I have to remember to put down my coffee before I click on comments.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 30, 2008 at 09:04 AM
Oh god, another womb with a view.
Posted by: JEC666 | April 30, 2008 at 09:10 AM
Next person who tells me it's not my cross to bear gets a transducer between the eyes.
Posted by: Monet | April 30, 2008 at 09:33 AM
I'm thinking that giving birth to a cross might warrant a c-section. Imagine doing it the old-fashioned way.
Posted by: D. Esker | April 30, 2008 at 10:42 AM
That's gonna hurt trying to squeeze them nails out...
Posted by: jon | April 30, 2008 at 11:08 AM
Heck, I had a sonogram to check for abnormalities and I saw a face, but I have nothing to prove it....
Posted by: Kathybear | April 30, 2008 at 12:05 PM
How did the Shroud of Turin get in there?
Posted by: Dr. Doug | April 30, 2008 at 12:05 PM
"It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2008 at 07:33 PM