IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE WINDS UP ON A RUNWAY AT MIAMI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
Estonian police were shocked after stopping a car in a city centre and finding the driver was not only drunk but also blind.
Key Quote: "Despite the fact that I am blind, driving is something I enjoy, and I am in fact very good at it."
(Thanks to Siouxie)

Well if Toonses can do it . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 30, 2008 at 09:16 AM
I think this guy deserves a Florida driver's license.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | April 30, 2008 at 09:17 AM
"Despite the fact that I am blind, driving is something I enjoy, and I am in fact very good at it."
Well, you can't say fairer than that.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 30, 2008 at 09:17 AM
Here I come!
Posted by: Toonces | April 30, 2008 at 09:25 AM
SNORK! at Toonces!
(Kristjan's Estonian pal:)
"OK, Kristjan, here's what you gonna do. There are two towers in street. Wide apart, not to worry. You stay right in middle. Keep away from the right, because McDonald's there. I tug on your shirt when you get close to blue tent -- then you bear right a bit.
Easy as pie!
Oh, and lots of people all over, but do not worry. I honk horn for you."
Posted by: Cat R | April 30, 2008 at 09:31 AM
"Look out, Aunt Shelly!"
Posted by: Tooonces | April 30, 2008 at 09:32 AM
My sister became a better driver when she went blind. Then again, she sucked at driving.
Hi, Lynn!
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 30, 2008 at 09:33 AM
"Despite the fact that I am blind, driving is something I enjoy, and I am in fact very good at it."
How would he know?
Posted by: pogo | April 30, 2008 at 09:33 AM
Hey, what's the big deal? I've been blind drunk on occasion as well.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | April 30, 2008 at 09:34 AM
My grandmother did this - driving by braille. If she heard gravel, she was too far right. If we screamed, she was too far left.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2008 at 09:37 AM
Multiple snorks @ toonses
The Cat of the Day award (with all due respect to our own Cat R)
Posted by: daisymae | April 30, 2008 at 09:38 AM
Doesn't his friend count as "vision correction", per his license?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 30, 2008 at 09:42 AM
Emairgensee! Emairgensee! Everybody to get from street ... !
Posted by: Alan Arkin | April 30, 2008 at 09:42 AM
Reminds me of the joke: "I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep. Not crying and screaming, like the passengers in his car."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | April 30, 2008 at 09:44 AM
There's nothing to see in Estonia anyway, so it's not like the guy's missing any beautiful roadside scenery anyway.
Posted by: padraig | April 30, 2008 at 09:50 AM
Hey, it's not the same - toonces could see!
*LOLs & WAVES @ Hammie!!!*
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2008 at 09:54 AM
*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*
*Waves (hognose snakes) @ Annie!!!*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | April 30, 2008 at 09:56 AM
Surprisingly Roger Clemens was not involved in this story considering his track record with bad decisions.
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 30, 2008 at 09:58 AM
Driving blind, Drinking blind...wait, that's not the same story.
Posted by: oneblankspace | April 30, 2008 at 10:07 AM
*Waves restraining order @ Hammie!!*
Get that snake away from me!
*smacks Doc Rick with Jose Canseco's book*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2008 at 10:08 AM
"It's ok, ossifer, I'm wearing my see-belt."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2008 at 10:10 AM
Wow does THAT guy know how to party!
Posted by: Brainy Jello | April 30, 2008 at 05:37 PM
You want to impress me Stevie, take the wheel.
HEEHH HEEHH HEEHH!
Posted by: BA | April 30, 2008 at 10:45 PM
He has been caught for multiple times on drunk driving, actually. He seems to have no intentions to quit the habit.
Posted by: Polar Bear, Estonia | May 01, 2008 at 10:24 AM