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April 30, 2008

IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE WINDS UP ON A RUNWAY AT MIAMI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT

Estonian police were shocked after stopping a car in a city centre and finding the driver was not only drunk but also blind.

Key Quote: "Despite the fact that I am blind, driving is something I enjoy, and I am in fact very good at it."

(Thanks to Siouxie)

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Well if Toonses can do it . . .

I think this guy deserves a Florida driver's license.

"Despite the fact that I am blind, driving is something I enjoy, and I am in fact very good at it."

Well, you can't say fairer than that.

My sister became a better driver when she went blind. Then again, she sucked at driving.

Hi, Lynn!

"Despite the fact that I am blind, driving is something I enjoy, and I am in fact very good at it."

How would he know?

Hey, what's the big deal? I've been blind drunk on occasion as well.

My grandmother did this - driving by braille. If she heard gravel, she was too far right. If we screamed, she was too far left.

Multiple snorks @ toonses

The Cat of the Day award (with all due respect to our own Cat R)

Doesn't his friend count as "vision correction", per his license?

Emairgensee! Emairgensee! Everybody to get from street ... !

Reminds me of the joke: "I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep. Not crying and screaming, like the passengers in his car."

There's nothing to see in Estonia anyway, so it's not like the guy's missing any beautiful roadside scenery anyway.

Hey, it's not the same - toonces could see!

*LOLs & WAVES @ Hammie!!!*

*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*

*Waves (hognose snakes) @ Annie!!!*

Surprisingly Roger Clemens was not involved in this story considering his track record with bad decisions.

Driving blind, Drinking blind...wait, that's not the same story.

*Waves restraining order @ Hammie!!*
Get that snake away from me!
*smacks Doc Rick with Jose Canseco's book*

"It's ok, ossifer, I'm wearing my see-belt."

Wow does THAT guy know how to party!

You want to impress me Stevie, take the wheel.

HEEHH HEEHH HEEHH!

He has been caught for multiple times on drunk driving, actually. He seems to have no intentions to quit the habit.

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