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"The Holey Footed Convict" WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Harry Tocus | April 23, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Agoraphobia is Latin for, "ashamed to show one's face in public after doing something stupid".
Posted by: ellie | April 23, 2008 at 12:40 PM
In a related story, a belly-flopping New Zeland teen-ager was found lying face-down with a small porcupine stuck to his torso.
Posted by: Harry Tocus | April 23, 2008 at 12:45 PM
I don't think my 15 year old son would go for The Hedgehog-Kicking Teenager. He's more into death metal involving lame people.
Posted by: lil rascal | April 23, 2008 at 12:49 PM
Jerk. As soon as I recover, I'm gonna punch his lights out.
And if that doesn't work, I have friends with mad skillz.
Posted by: Cat R | April 23, 2008 at 12:53 PM
Aren't hedgehogs covered with spines? What's with all the protect-the-hedgehog huzzah-guzzah? Kinda like "Save the Badgers." Badgers don't need no stinkin' savin'.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 23, 2008 at 12:54 PM
Aren't hedgehogs covered with spines? What's with all the protect-the-hedgehog huzzah-guzzah? Kinda like "Save the Badgers." Badgers don't need no stinkin' savin'.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 23, 2008 at 12:54 PM
Finally, Sonic has been defeated! Waughahahahahahaha!!!
Posted by: Dr. Eggman | April 23, 2008 at 12:57 PM
Cat - that 'mad skillz' link...is a dog after an attack? Wow.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 23, 2008 at 01:01 PM
so i guess playing croquet with them using flamingos for mallets is right out?
Posted by: insomniac | April 23, 2008 at 01:04 PM
*Tries to shake off shock that Annie turns out to be a secret hedgehog-kicker supporter*
Posted by: Betsy | April 23, 2008 at 01:09 PM
Ins-
Thanks.
I though all the good flamingo-hedgehog art had been lost forever.
Posted by: Harry Tocus | April 23, 2008 at 01:09 PM
Bissett, from Perth, admitted kicking the creature in the Logie Crescent...
That's gotta hurt. You never want to get kicked there.
Granted, there is little else to do in Perth, home of the deep-fried pizza... .
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 23, 2008 at 01:12 PM
He committed the crime in a public park, but claims to suffer from agoraphobia? He seems to have got past that on his birthday...
Posted by: gcbcman | April 23, 2008 at 01:36 PM
Yeah, Annie. A pit bull. Stupid guy wouldn't let go, apparently.
Posted by: Cat R | April 23, 2008 at 01:48 PM
DAve Barry, are you still lost in the kitchen? Do you need help. Someone help this man out, he is lost in his kitchen! call the emergency fire department! Everybody panic
Posted by: tubajackson | April 23, 2008 at 02:09 PM
DAve Barry, are you still lost in the kitchen? Do you need help. Someone help this man out, he is lost in his kitchen! call the emergency fire department! Everybody panic
Posted by: tubajackson | April 23, 2008 at 02:09 PM
What this ponce needs is one of our good ol' northern Wisconsin porcupines. None o'them soft quills for this lad! One kick against porky's grain and this berk will be playing hopscotch for a year.
Posted by: padraig | April 23, 2008 at 02:23 PM
I think Hedgehog Football Death Men WBABNFARB.
Posted by: oneblankspace | April 23, 2008 at 03:19 PM
Annie, I think hedgehogs might be endangered there. Plus, they are kinda cute. That's usually all it takes.
Posted by: SpecialNobodie | April 23, 2008 at 03:24 PM
It's funny that the kid blamed his getting drunk for kicking the hedgehog because in my own personal experience the only thing getting kicked when I'm drunk is my own arse.
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 23, 2008 at 04:23 PM
He better not try kicking this hedgehog
Posted by: Ron Jeremy | April 23, 2008 at 04:36 PM
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.alice-in-wonderland.net/alicepic/disney-movie/croquet-3.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.alice-in-wonderland.net/pictures/alice-pictures.html&h=576&w=720&sz=74&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=Tip-JzbikSOWzM:&tbnh=112&tbnw=140&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dalice%2Bin%2Bwonderland%2Bcroquet%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26ie%3DUTF-8
Yes, I know it's a really long link and I haven't learned to make it automatic, and it's probably copyright protected by the Mouse. But teenage hedgehog bashing is a hallowed literary sport.
Go ask Alice. I think she'll know.
Posted by: ibid | April 23, 2008 at 05:53 PM