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April 23, 2008

IT'S A HEDGEHOG-NEWS UPDATE, AND A GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND

The Hedgehog-Kicking Teenager

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"The Holey Footed Convict" WBAGNFARB

Agoraphobia is Latin for, "ashamed to show one's face in public after doing something stupid".

In a related story, a belly-flopping New Zeland teen-ager was found lying face-down with a small porcupine stuck to his torso.

I don't think my 15 year old son would go for The Hedgehog-Kicking Teenager. He's more into death metal involving lame people.

Aren't hedgehogs covered with spines? What's with all the protect-the-hedgehog huzzah-guzzah? Kinda like "Save the Badgers." Badgers don't need no stinkin' savin'.

Aren't hedgehogs covered with spines? What's with all the protect-the-hedgehog huzzah-guzzah? Kinda like "Save the Badgers." Badgers don't need no stinkin' savin'.

Finally, Sonic has been defeated! Waughahahahahahaha!!!

Cat - that 'mad skillz' link...is a dog after an attack? Wow.

so i guess playing croquet with them using flamingos for mallets is right out?

*Tries to shake off shock that Annie turns out to be a secret hedgehog-kicker supporter*

Ins-

Thanks.

I though all the good flamingo-hedgehog art had been lost forever.

Bissett, from Perth, admitted kicking the creature in the Logie Crescent...

That's gotta hurt. You never want to get kicked there.

Granted, there is little else to do in Perth, home of the deep-fried pizza... .

He committed the crime in a public park, but claims to suffer from agoraphobia? He seems to have got past that on his birthday...

Yeah, Annie. A pit bull. Stupid guy wouldn't let go, apparently.

DAve Barry, are you still lost in the kitchen? Do you need help. Someone help this man out, he is lost in his kitchen! call the emergency fire department! Everybody panic

DAve Barry, are you still lost in the kitchen? Do you need help. Someone help this man out, he is lost in his kitchen! call the emergency fire department! Everybody panic

What this ponce needs is one of our good ol' northern Wisconsin porcupines. None o'them soft quills for this lad! One kick against porky's grain and this berk will be playing hopscotch for a year.

I think Hedgehog Football Death Men WBABNFARB.

Annie, I think hedgehogs might be endangered there. Plus, they are kinda cute. That's usually all it takes.

It's funny that the kid blamed his getting drunk for kicking the hedgehog because in my own personal experience the only thing getting kicked when I'm drunk is my own arse.

He better not try kicking this hedgehog

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.alice-in-wonderland.net/alicepic/disney-movie/croquet-3.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.alice-in-wonderland.net/pictures/alice-pictures.html&h=576&w=720&sz=74&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=Tip-JzbikSOWzM:&tbnh=112&tbnw=140&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dalice%2Bin%2Bwonderland%2Bcroquet%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26ie%3DUTF-8

Yes, I know it's a really long link and I haven't learned to make it automatic, and it's probably copyright protected by the Mouse. But teenage hedgehog bashing is a hallowed literary sport.

Go ask Alice. I think she'll know.

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