IT IS ONLY BECAUSE OF THIS BLOG'S WELL-DOCUMENTED CONCERN FOR THE EMPLOYMENT RIGHTS OF BIOLOGY TEACHERS
...that we are posting this important story, which might have a slideshow visual component, although this blog would not be aware of it because of our aforementioned laser-like focus on the issue of employment rights of biology teachers.
(Thanks to Patrick Lenon)

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Let me guess without seeing it: There are boobs involved, right?
Posted by: Suzy Q | April 30, 2008 at 05:36 PM
"Is it appropriate for a teacher to be moonlighting on a bikini charter boat?"
Yes. Especially if you're interested in biology.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | April 30, 2008 at 05:38 PM
Thank you. The slide show, I mean, story, made a perfect ending to the work day.
Posted by: Braniff77 | April 30, 2008 at 05:39 PM
Merely wonderin' if the ex-spouse had been payin' child support, if she'd've needed to take the second job ... sorry this is not funny ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | April 30, 2008 at 05:48 PM
Merely wonderin' if the ex-spouse had been payin' child support, if she'd've needed to take the second job ... sorry this is not funny ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | April 30, 2008 at 05:48 PM
[/sarcasm]What a slut.[/sarcasm]
Posted by: Margaritaville | April 30, 2008 at 06:26 PM
Here's an idea, maybe they could pay the teachers MORE MONEY.
Posted by: Merri Lee | April 30, 2008 at 06:47 PM
Leave me alone, Mom; I'm doing my Biology homework.
Posted by: CJrun | April 30, 2008 at 06:49 PM
Good thing she isn't an English teacher. From her profile on the charter company's site:
"Dislikes- Liars, People that drag there feet when walking and popping the bubble gum...ewww! :)"
Ewww, indeed.
Posted by: WriterDude | April 30, 2008 at 06:51 PM
Way to research the story, WD.
*eyeroll*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2008 at 07:03 PM
teacher named - Tiffany? bet her parents named her susie or june, or something, tiffany is kind of a "slutty' name, jus sayin.
Posted by: queensbee | April 30, 2008 at 07:30 PM
there's a story?
Posted by: packsaddle | April 30, 2008 at 07:55 PM
Suz, you're right on. Lots of boobage.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2008 at 08:27 PM
What a waste...the rest of her body id great too.
Posted by: JEC666 | April 30, 2008 at 11:58 PM
What a waste...the rest of her body is great too.
Posted by: JEC666 | May 01, 2008 at 12:44 AM
I'm sure that a number of students would be willing to employ her for private biology tutoring... .
Posted by: jon | May 01, 2008 at 07:01 AM
*Gotta get a new crew. Gotta get a new crew.*
Posted by: Shark Tooth John | May 01, 2008 at 09:21 AM
* insert Eliot Spitzer goes fishing joke here *
Posted by: padraig | May 01, 2008 at 09:56 AM
Nice ramparts.
Posted by: philintexas | May 01, 2008 at 02:32 PM
...and a firm bulwark as well.
Posted by: padraig | May 01, 2008 at 02:57 PM