HARD TO IMAGINE HOW ANYTHING COULD POSSIBLY HAVE GONE WRONG
Crowley man arrested after trying to cash $360 billion check
Key Totally Believable Explanation: While inside a patrol car, police say Fuller blurted out that he is starting his own record label and had been given the money by his girlfriend’s mother to help him start it.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

What a nice mom!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 30, 2008 at 08:48 AM
(snort) Miles on Lost is gonna have better luck getting, what is it, $3.2 million from Ben than this moron...
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 30, 2008 at 08:53 AM
"Luckily for him, bail was a lot less expensive. Fuller was released from Mansfield Jail on Thursday after posting $3,750 bail."
Cash only.
Posted by: Cat R | April 30, 2008 at 08:59 AM
I will not comment much, as a non-American, the last time I did, the blog came down on me like a ton of bricks. I'll merely refer everyone to Jay Leno's Jaywalking to illustrate my point.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | April 30, 2008 at 09:06 AM
Hey mot, they do things big in Texas.
Also, Apparently breaking into the music business does not come cheap.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 30, 2008 at 09:15 AM
Tell me about it ... !
Posted by: Richard Branson | April 30, 2008 at 09:30 AM
Snork. And who writes a 360 billion dollar check anyway?
Posted by: daisymae | April 30, 2008 at 09:40 AM
this dumbbell probably would ask people for 'change of a 25'. who's on the 25-bill, anyway?
Posted by: queensbee | April 30, 2008 at 09:47 AM
Mot, see?? if you had married me you would be a Cuban-Ameri-frican.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2008 at 09:48 AM
Teller: I can only give you singles, sir. Is that OK?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 30, 2008 at 09:54 AM
Hey, Mot's judging us Americans by the activities of a Texan.
*readies ton of bricks*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2008 at 09:55 AM
Yeah Mot, and then you'd have a lotta 'splainin' to do...
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 30, 2008 at 09:55 AM
A record company? Please. The big buks are being spent on war these days. Could have said he was a contractor and that was his payment for 4 hours of work. I'm sure they would have released him immediately. Amateur.
Posted by: KOW | April 30, 2008 at 11:50 AM
KOW - he needed that kinda money to complete McCain's version of the Beach Boys hit, "Bomb Iran."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2008 at 01:20 PM