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April 30, 2008

HARD TO IMAGINE HOW ANYTHING COULD POSSIBLY HAVE GONE WRONG

Crowley man arrested after trying to cash $360 billion check

Key Totally Believable Explanation: While inside a patrol car, police say Fuller blurted out that he is starting his own record label and had been given the money by his girlfriend’s mother to help him start it.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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What a nice mom!

(snort) Miles on Lost is gonna have better luck getting, what is it, $3.2 million from Ben than this moron...

"Luckily for him, bail was a lot less expensive. Fuller was released from Mansfield Jail on Thursday after posting $3,750 bail."

Cash only.

I will not comment much, as a non-American, the last time I did, the blog came down on me like a ton of bricks. I'll merely refer everyone to Jay Leno's Jaywalking to illustrate my point.

Hey mot, they do things big in Texas.

Also, Apparently breaking into the music business does not come cheap.

Tell me about it ... !

Snork. And who writes a 360 billion dollar check anyway?

this dumbbell probably would ask people for 'change of a 25'. who's on the 25-bill, anyway?

Mot, see?? if you had married me you would be a Cuban-Ameri-frican.

Teller: I can only give you singles, sir. Is that OK?

Hey, Mot's judging us Americans by the activities of a Texan.
*readies ton of bricks*

Yeah Mot, and then you'd have a lotta 'splainin' to do...

A record company? Please. The big buks are being spent on war these days. Could have said he was a contractor and that was his payment for 4 hours of work. I'm sure they would have released him immediately. Amateur.

KOW - he needed that kinda money to complete McCain's version of the Beach Boys hit, "Bomb Iran."

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