FLORIDA WILDLIFE TRAFFIC UPDATE*

*Non-gator variety

(Thanks to robirtz)

NOTE: Diapered Monkey Traffic Chaos would not be a great name for a rock band, but they'd probably go by DMTC so that would be okay.

Comments

[Not my usual alias]

Prada? Isn't that the name for the alligator the other day?

[Annie Where-but-here]

FIRST a gator story, then one about a monkey named 'Prada.'
Siouxie, time for shoes, gf.

[jug]

Monkey shoes?

[Annie Where-but-here]

NMUA - muah!
....freedom is precious to a monkey wearing a diaper... Well, that Depends.

[Zaphod]

"...freedom is precious to a monkey wearing a diaper.."

Would make a great slogan for one of our presidential candidates IMHO.

[Davey, Micky, Peter, and that other guy]

Hey, hey! We copyrighted that name!

[Siouxie]

WOO HOOO!!! It's shoe time folks!

[wickedwitch]

well mr. beeblebrox, at least it would be different. i'm getting sick of the same old slogans every 37.2 seconds during prime time.

[Hammond Rye]

Ahh, to come home at the end of the day, open up a box of wine, and slip into a warm pair of monkey slippers!

[Cheryl Howard]

How about "the diaper is ready for change"?

[wickedwitch]

smelly SNORK at CH.

[eilbeback]

... a banana on a string, eh? Who knew finding a date could be so easy?

[Annie Where-but-here]

*waves monkey diaper @ Hammie*

[Hammond Rye]

*Waves @ Annie!!!*

*Belated wave with apologies @ Siouxie!!!*

[Siouxie]

Annie, how 'bout these??

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Bad, bad capuchin.

*spanks monkey*

[Siouxie]

Hola Hammie!!! took you awhile...sheesh. ;-P

Annie, careful where you wave that thing.

[Dieter]

Do you want to touch my diapered monkey??

[jon]

I'm surprised that they didn't give the monkey a FL driver's license...

[wickedwitch]

there is something terribly wrong with a pair of shoes named "Naughty Monkey Getting Lucky".

[Witchiecoo]

The Prada Monkeys WBAGNFA girl group.

[padraig]

"I was running away from him because he's got teeth," Gray said.

So he IS capable of rational thought. Good to hear.

[Witchiecoo]

jon:
He probably does have a FL license. His owner took the car keys when he went on vacation. He had no choice but to the escape on foot... via the trees.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

ww - you missed Naughty Monkey Hide N Seek and Naughty Monkey Lip Service. Also of interest (these were posted by Siouxie after all) is Naughty Monkey Whip It.

[padraig]

Hey Siouxie, I took a link at that link you sent Annie, and I don't think monkeys could walk in those shoes. Or any other primate, for that matter.

Seriously, I saw a teenage girl a while back in heels so high she literally could not straighten out her knees when walking. She was jaywalking at the time. Through snow drifts. Did I mention the miniskirt?

[wickedwitch]

i'm trying really hard not to think about it, DPC. i just know that i'm going to have some very strange dreams.

[wickedwitch]

surprised you even noticed the high heels, padraig.

[Siouxie]

pad, I first read that as.."I took a lick at that link..."

Chris, ww - Naughty Monkey "Nature Calls" would be appropriate for this thread.

[wickedwitch]

nope Siouxie, "Naughty Monkey" is only appropriate for a really kinky porn movie.

[Hammond Rye]

I think it's the name of position #793 in the updated Kama Sutra.

[Siouxie]

Hammie, does that involve a banana? Annie wants to know.

[Mot the Hoople]

Naughty monkeys should be spanked.

With giant aligators, diapered monkeys, old codgers in Caddies does the traffic ever move down there?

[Hammond Rye]

Yes, along with a watermelon, two chickens, and a trampoline.

[Cheryl Howard]

I wonder. Why did the chicken, giant alligators and diapered-monkey cross the road?

[Modgi]

Oops, I guess one needs to include a screen name to get proper credit (read attention) to alerting this blog to a bloggable story,........sigh

[Annie Where-but-here]

Hammie - chickens? You told me turkeys.

[Monkey]

Curses! They used the old banana on a string trick! I was powerless to resist! I'm such a cliche.

[polisz bojfrend]

http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=qnHT_rf11uI

good oh good

[Professor Frank Obvious PhD]

The devil is Prada.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Ooooh, sp@m turkeys. I had an ice cream turkey for Thanksgiving once. It was better than that sp@m link.

[Sarah J]

I have the Naughty Monkey Headliners in blue, and I ♥ them. They're not super tall, but they're great with jeans and skirts and no toevage (at least for me)

[judi]

naughty monkeys is from CRAIG BE STILL MY HEART FERGUSON

[klezmerphan]

Um, judi, you're gonna have to share Craig Ferguson with my mother; she's crazy about him. She thinks his accent is "cute."

[Annie Where-but-here]

I adore him too. And he's within commuting distance for me. ;p

[judi]

he's MINE :) all mine. he just doesn't know it yet.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Ooooookay, don't hurt me. Clooney's closer to me anyway.

[Siouxie]

geez, judi. no sharing???? he is a cutey though.

[judi]

okay i'd share with starbuck ;)

rowr ;)

[Diana]

Judi,

It's "Cheeky Monkey", not "Naughty Monkey." Clearly, I love Craig more than you do (and his invisible sidekick Davis too!)

[Alien8]

Saw 'em warming up for Mandrill back in the Seventies. Helluva show.