"BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU..."
(Thanks to 98,329 people, all of whom pointed out that alcohol was involved)
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April 29, 2008
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This is why repeating the vows is not a great idea . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 29, 2008 at 01:08 PM
Isn't it romantic??
Posted by: Siouxie, # 98,324 | April 29, 2008 at 01:09 PM
Siouxie, was alcohol involved in sending this in?
I know it's involved in dealing with anyone from the grating state of PA.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 29, 2008 at 01:13 PM
Sounds to me like a good time was had by all.
Posted by: Eleanor | April 29, 2008 at 01:19 PM
It could be worse. He could have had "fickle finger" bobble heads as a thank you gift for the guests.
If it turned out that the wait for an appointment to see him was less than three months, I'd still keep him as my dentist.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 29, 2008 at 01:19 PM
"The bride, still wearing her wedding gown, was picked up by her father. The dentist left on his own, one eye swollen shut, wearing tuxedo pants, a bloody T-shirt and one shoe."
Makes you wonder how things went at the first wedding in the Bahamas, eh?
Posted by: baligurl | April 29, 2008 at 01:21 PM
I would have anger problems if I had to stare into people mouths all day.
Posted by: Baron of Gray Matter | April 29, 2008 at 01:22 PM
Not ALL of PA is grating.
Wedding vows, divorce vows, if you've seen one you've seen them all.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 29, 2008 at 01:24 PM
Sounds like they should've gone for the Eddie Murphy-Tracy Edmonds "only symbolic" wedding vows. Now the dentist how a symbolic eye injury. I hope he finds his other shoe.
Posted by: Matt Wixon | April 29, 2008 at 01:29 PM
Annie, I do believe I had had a few glasses of vino when I sent this.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 29, 2008 at 01:39 PM
a$$hats.
Posted by: queensbee | April 29, 2008 at 01:48 PM
A$$hat and no cattle.
Unless you count the bride.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 29, 2008 at 02:09 PM
Dang, late again!
Posted by: Person #28,330 | April 29, 2008 at 02:29 PM
"The dentist 'used a karate-style kick with his leg.'"
As opposed to, say, a karate-style kick with his arm?
BTW, Tuxedo Pants, A Bloody T-shirt and One Shoe WBAGNFA Rock Song.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | April 29, 2008 at 07:11 PM
No drilling! No pliers! No anaesthetics! Extractions the simple, natural way!
HaaaaiiiYAAAHHHH!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 29, 2008 at 08:06 PM
Sounds to me like a good time was had by all.
Posted by: custom t-shirts | November 16, 2010 at 08:21 AM
I really don't understand the purpose what he has said in this blog. Its totally filled with irrelevant comments.
Posted by: Above Ground Swimming Pool | March 22, 2011 at 05:42 AM