BECAUSE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO TYPE ON HIS CROTCH?
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April 22, 2008
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The location of the keyboard says it all when it comes to geeks. Just sayin'...
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 22, 2008 at 02:35 PM
Be careful with 'Ctrl+Alt+Delete' tho . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 22, 2008 at 02:37 PM
That's what HE wants to know . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 22, 2008 at 02:38 PM
Is that his.....mouse?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2008 at 02:39 PM
&GF$KJJJUUU$##44%OKOknmkhi....
Excuse me, I was just scratching myself.
Posted by: CJrun | April 22, 2008 at 02:41 PM
Are you happy to see me or are you just sending an email?
Posted by: Alien Wench Lizzy | April 22, 2008 at 02:41 PM
There's a great joke there, Annie. But I don't wanna get tossed off the blog.
Posted by: baligurl | April 22, 2008 at 02:41 PM
Oh how times have changed.
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 22, 2008 at 02:43 PM
Hey, MKJ: how'd you miss this one?
Posted by: CJrun | April 22, 2008 at 02:43 PM
" . . . there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper. "
I got your joystick right here.
Posted by: Bubba | April 22, 2008 at 02:45 PM
"...there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper". Don't all pants come with that? Well, men's pants anyway...
Posted by: David Cervera | April 22, 2008 at 02:46 PM
SNORK @ CJ for the scratching comment. Nice!
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 22, 2008 at 02:46 PM
I think he was originally trying to improve his hard drive.
Posted by: memphissound | April 22, 2008 at 02:47 PM
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party- in my pants!
Posted by: Zorba the Geek | April 22, 2008 at 02:49 PM
..insufficient RAM...
(and yes, Bali, I get it. Wasn't going there, either. Even I have my limits.)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2008 at 02:51 PM
*Slinks in®*
Gives hotkey a whole new meaning.
Posted by: Cat R | April 22, 2008 at 02:55 PM
This is worthy of the Holiday Gift Guide. Butt I'm holding out for the miniskirt version.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2008 at 02:57 PM
Just out of curiosity I'm wondering whether or not the caps lock key comes disabled with those pants?
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 22, 2008 at 03:00 PM
Doc, if your caps are locked for more than four hours, seek medical attention.
Posted by: Cat R | April 22, 2008 at 03:01 PM
I spilled coffee on my keyboard.
It burns.
Ow.
Posted by: circuit7 | April 22, 2008 at 03:02 PM
Uh oh. circuit7 shorted out.
Posted by: Cat R | April 22, 2008 at 03:03 PM
Um, is your CapsLock on or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: Account Deleted | April 22, 2008 at 03:03 PM
Numb Lock.
Ow.
Posted by: circuit7 | April 22, 2008 at 03:06 PM
Soooooooooooo to prevent premature..um...ya know...
BACKSPACE!!! BACKSPACE!!! BACKSPACE!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 22, 2008 at 03:11 PM
Shoddy journalism alert - machine washable?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2008 at 03:12 PM
Thanks, CJ!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | April 22, 2008 at 03:16 PM
Best incentive ever to learn touch typing...
Posted by: Qwerty | April 22, 2008 at 03:16 PM
Here's how you clean'em.
Posted by: baligurl | April 22, 2008 at 03:18 PM
Brings new meaning to the expression "blog dicking".
Posted by: Alien Wench Lizzy | April 22, 2008 at 03:18 PM
bali - something tells me they'd prefer to just handwash them. (and thanks for that monotonous earwig drone voice. ugh - I'm having nerd flashbacks!)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2008 at 03:20 PM
Ow.
The compressed air helps, thanks.
Posted by: sparky7 | April 22, 2008 at 03:23 PM
"Johnny, what are you doing in there?"
"Nothing, Mom! Jeez!" F8 F8 F8 F8 OMG!...
1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 22, 2008 at 03:25 PM
I'm pretty much sure this explains how Chloe got pregnant.
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 22, 2008 at 03:28 PM
Brings some horrible flashbacks, eh, Allen??
Posted by: Siouxie | April 22, 2008 at 03:30 PM
Never understood how something called 'Micro-s0ft' could get that big.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2008 at 03:30 PM
SNORK@Annie!
Posted by: baligurl | April 22, 2008 at 03:33 PM
I grew up in the good old days before the internet or videotape. Once I found my dad's secret stash of Playboy magazines and retreated behind the barn to "peruse" them. Sure enough, my father caught me and said, "If you keep looking at that stuff you'll go blind!" to which I responded, "Dad, I'm over here.".
Posted by: Larry Alder | April 22, 2008 at 03:39 PM
The secret's out.
*Slinks out®*
Posted by: Cat R | April 22, 2008 at 03:42 PM
LOL Larry!
Posted by: circuit7 | April 22, 2008 at 03:44 PM
Cat, I can't even begin to comment on that photo.
I found my dad's stash of Playb0ys. I edited some of the articles. I think that freaked him out a bit.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2008 at 03:49 PM
Siouxie!
I couldn't even PRETEND I was doing homework!! At least this guy gets to make typing noises... *G*
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 22, 2008 at 03:55 PM
LMAO Larry.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 22, 2008 at 03:55 PM
*tap* *tap* *tap*
Posted by: Siouxie | April 22, 2008 at 03:57 PM
I'm wondering if they put the joystick behind the zipper to replace a strategically placed pair of socks, IYKWIM, AITYD...
Posted by: kristie | April 22, 2008 at 03:58 PM
I see nothing wrong with this as long as they use protection.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 22, 2008 at 03:58 PM
Siouxie, could you demonstrate with a banana...like the teacher in "Juno"?... Hmm? Please?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 22, 2008 at 04:03 PM
*snork @ Larry!* Siouxie, I hope that comes with a screen cleaner for guys who get a little over "enthusiastic". ;)
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 22, 2008 at 04:06 PM
Here ya go, Rick. Take your pick. Comes in all sizes. Yes, Har.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2008 at 04:09 PM
And if you're surfing porn sites you can do it hands free.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | April 23, 2008 at 09:24 AM