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April 22, 2008

BECAUSE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO TYPE ON HIS CROTCH?

Keyboard Pants

(Via Gizmodo)

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The location of the keyboard says it all when it comes to geeks. Just sayin'...

Be careful with 'Ctrl+Alt+Delete' tho . . .

That's what HE wants to know . . .

Is that his.....mouse?

&GF$KJJJUUU$##44%OKOknmkhi....

Excuse me, I was just scratching myself.

Are you happy to see me or are you just sending an email?

There's a great joke there, Annie. But I don't wanna get tossed off the blog.

Oh how times have changed.

Hey, MKJ: how'd you miss this one?

" . . . there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper. "

I got your joystick right here.

"...there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper". Don't all pants come with that? Well, men's pants anyway...

SNORK @ CJ for the scratching comment. Nice!

I think he was originally trying to improve his hard drive.

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party- in my pants!

..insufficient RAM...
(and yes, Bali, I get it. Wasn't going there, either. Even I have my limits.)

*Slinks in®*

Gives hotkey a whole new meaning.

This is worthy of the Holiday Gift Guide. Butt I'm holding out for the miniskirt version.

Just out of curiosity I'm wondering whether or not the caps lock key comes disabled with those pants?

Doc, if your caps are locked for more than four hours, seek medical attention.

I spilled coffee on my keyboard.

It burns.

Ow.

Uh oh. circuit7 shorted out.

Um, is your CapsLock on or are you just happy to see me?

Numb Lock.

Ow.

Soooooooooooo to prevent premature..um...ya know...

BACKSPACE!!! BACKSPACE!!! BACKSPACE!!!

Shoddy journalism alert - machine washable?

Best incentive ever to learn touch typing...

Brings new meaning to the expression "blog dicking".

bali - something tells me they'd prefer to just handwash them. (and thanks for that monotonous earwig drone voice. ugh - I'm having nerd flashbacks!)

Ow.

The compressed air helps, thanks.

"Johnny, what are you doing in there?"

"Nothing, Mom! Jeez!" F8 F8 F8 F8 OMG!...

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

I'm pretty much sure this explains how Chloe got pregnant.

Brings some horrible flashbacks, eh, Allen??

Never understood how something called 'Micro-s0ft' could get that big.

SNORK@Annie!

I grew up in the good old days before the internet or videotape. Once I found my dad's secret stash of Playboy magazines and retreated behind the barn to "peruse" them. Sure enough, my father caught me and said, "If you keep looking at that stuff you'll go blind!" to which I responded, "Dad, I'm over here.".

The secret's out.

*Slinks out®*

LOL Larry!

Cat, I can't even begin to comment on that photo.
I found my dad's stash of Playb0ys. I edited some of the articles. I think that freaked him out a bit.

Siouxie!

I couldn't even PRETEND I was doing homework!! At least this guy gets to make typing noises... *G*

LMAO Larry.

*tap* *tap* *tap*

I'm wondering if they put the joystick behind the zipper to replace a strategically placed pair of socks, IYKWIM, AITYD...

I see nothing wrong with this as long as they use protection.

Siouxie, could you demonstrate with a banana...like the teacher in "Juno"?... Hmm? Please?...

*snork @ Larry!* Siouxie, I hope that comes with a screen cleaner for guys who get a little over "enthusiastic". ;)

Here ya go, Rick. Take your pick. Comes in all sizes. Yes, Har.

And if you're surfing porn sites you can do it hands free.

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