A WATCH FOR RICH MORONS THE TRULY DISCERNING
It costs $300,000, and it doesn't tell time.
(Thanks to DavCat and Matt Filar)
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April 26, 2008
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Am I late?
*stoopid watch*
Posted by: Punkin | April 26, 2008 at 11:40 AM
I also have a bridge I would like to sell to those rich people who have made the decision to purchase said watch. It's only one beeellion dollars.
Posted by: Alien Wench Lizzy | April 26, 2008 at 12:04 PM
"Will that be cash or charge, Mr. Trump?"
Posted by: Lairbo | April 26, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Oh, a great market for my "Weather Rock (wet = rain) that doubles as a Hide-a-Key. and if the key isn't in it you can throw it through the window to break into your own house.
Normally, it's $500,000, but for the next five minutes, it's only $99.99. AND free of charge, I'll throw in the easy to carry Weather Pebble.
Posted by: slyeyes | April 26, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Morbid Metals wbagnfa ... billionaire rock (watch) band ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | April 26, 2008 at 12:37 PM
so the knock-off copies will actually work?
Posted by: insomniac | April 26, 2008 at 12:59 PM
I sure hope the Houston Texans billionaire owner doesn't have that watch today. I'd really like the team to draft somebody, even if it isn't the next Reggie Bush or Vince Young.
Posted by: Doc Rick | April 26, 2008 at 01:07 PM
Are the stars out tonight?
I can't tell if it's sunny or night.
Because I only have eyes
for you, dear
It's sunny. Now give me $300,000.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | April 26, 2008 at 01:18 PM
For 300 grand, I'll follow you around for a couple of years, keeping you informed as to whether it is day or night. Any takers?
Posted by: becky | April 26, 2008 at 01:56 PM
swap ya for my pet rock....
Posted by: queensbee | April 26, 2008 at 02:56 PM
I recently had occasion to describe a co-worker as being "more useless than a condom in a convent".
I now have an entirely new frame of reference for uselessness.
Posted by: WriterDude | April 26, 2008 at 07:05 PM
Its the Paris Hilton of time pieces. Expensive, yet completely ueless.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | April 26, 2008 at 09:43 PM
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care?
Guess not.
Posted by: Peter Cetera | April 26, 2008 at 11:36 PM
Um, if it doesn't tell time, it isn't so much a "watch" as a "bracelet".
And for $300,000, I want a heck of a lot more bracelet than that, thanks.
Posted by: Mr Death | April 27, 2008 at 01:59 AM
Just one more example of how huge gobs of money does not always equal a similar amount of brain....
Posted by: Laura Vona | April 27, 2008 at 04:38 PM