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March 25, 2008

WHY WE (HEART) NEW YORK STATE

It's starting to make even Florida look good.

(Thanks to Chuck)

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*pant, pant*
trying to keep up, Dave.

Ahem!
They were on a break?

I got nuthin'.

{ "I don't think I touched marijuana since the '70s.''}

He must still use a pipe.

At least he was smart enough to stay away from the airport bathroom stall.

That's right, IT department, I did NOT send this in! It was Chuck, see ^ ?

Yeah, but did he inhale???

Seems one has to be a bit of a sh1t to be a NY Governor these days.

If he leaves, we're running out of people with unblemished records to run the state. hmmm. If Hillary doesn't go to the White House, Bill won't have anything to do. Maybe he'd like to take over.

woohoo! I got posted!

Don't worry Meanie. I'll take the blame/credit.

I did not (check all that apply):

☐ Have sex with that woman
☐ Pay for sex with that woman
☐ Inhale
☐ Drive off a bridge with no recollection of that woman
☐ Wake up beside a hotel pool with someone else's clothes on
☐ Appoint my boyfriend as a security adviser
☐ Play footsie in an airport bathroom stall
☐ Buy crack from an undercover cop
☐ Appoint my brother-in-law as Inspector General
☐ Run a dog-fighting ring
☐ Kick a cat down the stairs

If you checked any two of the above, please contact the New York State Department of Leadership immediately.

Meanie. What if I did six of them?

Run for President, wiredog.

Wiredog for President!!!!

A man for all Rednecks!

Feh. I sit here with two Detroit papers shouting about Kwame Kilpatrick being the first Detroit mayor ever to be charged with eight, count them, eight felonies including perjury and obstruction of justice, and it even made the front page of US Today, and I have to think both of those guys in New York have a lot to learn...

*snork* @ MtB (for me and my gal, who laughed very hard).

NTTAWWT, right Meanie?

I heard the interview, and people are just digging for dirt now. I think he should give a long speech, discussing candy he shoplifted when he was nine, GI Joes he hid from his cousin, that he once had dessert before dinner...

On behalf of all New Yorkers, I would like to say that we're feeling guilty about Florida's loss of a chance to do something wacky with its Democratic primary election, so we figured we'd step in to provide nationwide entertainment.

On behalf of all Floridians (dead and alive), I would like to thank you, Laura.

By the way, Chuck, I just wanna say I love your show! That Adam Baldwin is a real hoot ... !

This bloke likes to gab away,
Make a reporter's day, have things publicized
So his term up in Albany
Won't get compromised
So I'm taking a camcorder
Up the Hudson River Line
To catch his New York state of mind

I've seen all politicos
Make pecadillos, then deny it all
Watched them stand high and mighty, then crash hard and fall
I can smell when they're bleeding
But I don't need to chase this time
He's airing his New York state of mind

It wasn't easy digging dirt each day
Reaching out to the leakers for clues
But now we've all got a piece of cake
The New York Times, The Daily News

It comes down to banality
And he's got plenty, and he let's it ride
Doesn't care if it's sodomy or it's EZ-Wide
He won't have any reasons
To think that I'm unkind
He's out of his New York state of mind

*SNORKAPPLAUSE* @ Billy Meanie!!

Awesome!

^5 *snorks* @ Meanie!!! The theme song of Gilligan's Island came to mind as I was reading it. Am I close?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo Tex!!!

*eyeroll*

There's a HINT on my post!

Aw, c'mon, Tex, I know you're joking. Surely, you know the Cheers theme when you see it. ;-)

And he only did it 'til he needed glasses!

*WOOOOHOOOO BLUE!!!* Excellent. And I loves me some Billy J.

and in a related story, the Governor of NY has admitted to nuking unborn, gay whales.

uh, anybody in his age range who didnt do all that stuff was probably a boring nerd. so, sheesh.

Meanie, that was awesome! I forwarded the thread to a couple of my friends who are NYS residents and Billy Joel fans. Well done!!

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