WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED
...outlaws will brandish cologne.
(Thanks to sjhaller and Siouxie)
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March 01, 2008
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From the mug shot, the would be robber probably needed to be doused with cologne to make him acceptable to be near. Obviously from the shallow end of the gene pool.
Posted by: ArcticAl | March 01, 2008 at 11:52 AM
At least he will smell good in jail for the homeys.
Posted by: Meditrina | March 01, 2008 at 11:54 AM
And if he *does* end up behind bars, I hope he doesn't wear this ... !
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 01, 2008 at 12:11 PM
He should be charged with aggravated assult with a deadly scent. I'm guessing Brut.
Posted by: Texgal | March 01, 2008 at 12:53 PM
Nah, Steve, but it'll be an acquired scent.
Posted by: Texgal | March 01, 2008 at 12:56 PM
Yikes to Steve's link. After all the work we do (showering, washing and changing clothes, using deodorant), someone's going to put sweat, etc. smell on on purpose?!!
Posted by: Kristina L. | March 01, 2008 at 12:59 PM
guess he couldn't afford "chanel no. 5-to-10"...
Posted by: insomniac | March 01, 2008 at 01:11 PM
Tex, my guess was Stetson.
Posted by: Meditrina | March 01, 2008 at 01:20 PM
Kristina, my guess is it's for use by geeks who don't have any of their own. Kinda like leveling the playing field IYKWIMAISYD...
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 01, 2008 at 01:35 PM
*SNORK!*@ l'Insom.
He probably won't be eligible for time off for good behavior if he uses this.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 01, 2008 at 01:42 PM
They probably use that in Mysore, Meanie.
*GAGS @ Steve's link* Why didn't you send that in?
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 01, 2008 at 01:51 PM
My guess is Old Spice, Brut and Stetson are too classy for this guy.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | March 01, 2008 at 03:14 PM
The gun-shaped bottle of cologne the assailant was carrying broke, spilling Stetson cologne on the assailant.
Probably got it for Valentine's Day and thought, heeeeeyyy...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 01, 2008 at 03:42 PM
He should have gone with Aqua Revolva.
*Hides*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 01, 2008 at 04:08 PM
http://www.tias.com/cgi-bin/google.fcgi/itemKey=1921196049
Posted by: Wavey | March 01, 2008 at 05:16 PM
Oops...
Trying again. This might be what this guy used...
Posted by: Wavey | March 01, 2008 at 05:18 PM
Oops...
Trying again. This might be what this guy used...
Posted by: Wavey | March 01, 2008 at 05:18 PM
That would "fool" me.
Posted by: Texgal | March 01, 2008 at 05:22 PM
snork @ Stetson cologne
Posted by: daisymae | March 01, 2008 at 06:52 PM