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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Good morning, Dave. Looks like you and I are the only ones here. How's it going?
I sent in the Hoover sex thing mentioned in the article. Might be appropriate to add to this one, although I'd never tell you or judi how to do your jobs. :)
Posted by: Eleanor | March 16, 2008 at 10:42 AM
The hoover thing was already posted, ages ago.
Posted by: wingpup | March 16, 2008 at 10:44 AM
How can you prosecute the only guy to ever clean his undies?
Mornin' El!
Posted by: Punkin | March 16, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Thanks wing. I guess I was out sick that day. :)
Posted by: Eleanor | March 16, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Was it a girl's bike?
Posted by: Lairbo | March 16, 2008 at 10:48 AM
What is UP with the British and inanimate objects? Aren't there any wimmin over there on that little island? What the...!!!
Posted by: Meditrina | March 16, 2008 at 10:52 AM
Somebody is keeping track of these incidents? Somehow that seems weird, too.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | March 16, 2008 at 10:59 AM
In New York, you can rent this for $5,500 per hour...
Posted by: Jazzzz | March 16, 2008 at 11:13 AM
Mornin' Punkin. How goes it in the great Northeast? Any falling cranes?
Posted by: Eleanor | March 16, 2008 at 11:15 AM
[He paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".]
Quick, someone overnight this guy an inflatable doll!
Posted by: Texgal | March 16, 2008 at 11:15 AM
Obviously if the lamp post would not dress so provacatively this would never have happened.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | March 16, 2008 at 11:32 AM
I agree, Wench. It's obvious the lamp post was asking for it!
Posted by: Eleanor | March 16, 2008 at 11:34 AM
Does Dave have to go we we???
El is on a posting frenzy this morning!!! WTG!!
I agree though..that lamp post is a hussy.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 16, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Maybe this idea isn't so dumb after all...
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 16, 2008 at 12:39 PM
Steve, are you recommending lamp post condoms to prevent the spread of sparkies?
Posted by: Texgal | March 16, 2008 at 12:46 PM
When asked why he was having sex with the lampost, the man replied "Because the light was better there".
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 16, 2008 at 08:28 PM