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March 27, 2008

TO BE EATEN ONLY IN THE CARDIAC UNIT, WITH SURGEONS HOVERING NEARBY, SCALPELS POISED

The Doughnut Burger

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(Thanks to Josh)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2008 at 10:08 AM | Permalink

Comments

And defibrillator charged!

Posted by: Siouxie | 10:09 AM on March 27, 2008

Not to surprising . . .

Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 10:10 AM on March 27, 2008

er, too

Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 10:11 AM on March 27, 2008

First to say BARF!

Posted by: Texgal | 10:12 AM on March 27, 2008

"Illinois team counts on calories to draw attention"

You think someone having a coronary in the stands will call enough attention?

Seriously, as much as I love Krispy Kremes and hamburgers, the two tastes do not go together...

Posted by: Steve Haller | 10:13 AM on March 27, 2008

I like extra glaze on my burger.

And sometimes I substitute a donut for the burger.

I wash it all down with donuts pureed in sugar water.

I feel no ill affe..-^-^-^-^------------------

Posted by: Punkin | 10:13 AM on March 27, 2008

Now if they could only deep fry the whole thing . . .

Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 10:17 AM on March 27, 2008

And when you add condiments it only gets worse...

Posted by: Steve Haller | 10:17 AM on March 27, 2008

*cardiac arrest snorks* @ Punkin!

Posted by: Texgal | 10:18 AM on March 27, 2008

What, no ketchup? And I prefer mine cream-filled.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 10:19 AM on March 27, 2008

And of course you need something to wash it down ...

Posted by: Steve Haller | 10:20 AM on March 27, 2008

A place I used to go to in Waco had a hot dog similar to the one the team came up with except the one I got had 3 strips of bacon and no sauerkraut. I am so craving one right now.

Posted by: Doc Rick | 10:27 AM on March 27, 2008

This has already been invented. It's called a "Luther Burger" after Luther Vandross. I swear I am not making this up.

Posted by: Mitch Connor | 10:32 AM on March 27, 2008

*munch* *munch* *munch* *munch*
Needs more salt.
*munch* *munch*

Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | 10:39 AM on March 27, 2008

As disgusting as that looks, is it really that much different from this?

*shudders at both*

Posted by: Cat R | 10:52 AM on March 27, 2008

Yes, I saw this on a Food Network program about diners.

For one brief shining moment we had Krispy Kremes here in su.so.ca. but they're all gone now. :(

Posted by: Eleanor | 10:58 AM on March 27, 2008

what, no gravy???

Posted by: queensbee | 11:04 AM on March 27, 2008

How far behind can swirly pink donuts with lunchmeat sprinkles be?

Posted by: Cheesewiz | 11:08 AM on March 27, 2008

God has a sick sense of humour, everything that's really great turns out to be bad for you.

Posted by: Mot the Hoople | 11:46 AM on March 27, 2008

Eleanor, fear not... we have a Krispy Kreme™ outlet here in the South Bay (in Gardena) -- if you're on the 110 Fwy South, get off at Artesia (the 91 Fwy) West and go two blocks -- it's on your right.

Posted by: klezmerphan | 11:47 AM on March 27, 2008

That's amazing, Mot, I was just making a note to watch George Carlin's show "It's Bad For Ya" on the Comedy Channel tonite; wonder if he'll include sinfully high-calorie foods in his rant?

Posted by: Steve Haller | 11:53 AM on March 27, 2008

You know, I grew up with Krispy Kreme and won't eat any other glazed donuts. That, however, makes my chest hurt.

Posted by: SpamLamb | 12:04 PM on March 27, 2008

Save 200 proofs-of-purchase and receive a free motorized chub-cart.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:18 PM on March 27, 2008

Sounds as good as the Twinkie™ Weiner Sandwich

For the record, I could only eat about half of one; and I didn't even dunk it in coffee.

Posted by: Ed | 12:23 PM on March 27, 2008

Doc Rick: Was that at Health Camp, by any chance?

Posted by: Fax Paladin | 12:44 PM on March 27, 2008

This has already been invented. It's called a "Luther Burger" after Luther Vandross. I swear I am not making this up.

Posted by: Mitch Connor | 10:32 AM on March 27, 2008

The Luther has 2 patties, 3 Krispy Kremes and far more condiments. This is the healthy version.

Posted by: Merri Lee | 12:54 PM on March 27, 2008

MKJ: That's always the person I wind up sitting next to...

Posted by: Josh | 12:55 PM on March 27, 2008

klez, being in San Diego that's a little far for me to go, even for a Krispy Kreme. I wonder if they ship.
BTW, is there still gambling in Gardena?

Posted by: Eleanor | 01:06 PM on March 27, 2008

El, I would say eating a Krispy Kreme burger is quite the gamble.

Posted by: Layzeeboy | 01:14 PM on March 27, 2008

do they offer a special for cops, i wonder?

Posted by: queensbee | 01:46 PM on March 27, 2008

Eleanor, there is still gambling in Gardena, but because of the proliferation of casinos elsewhere in L.A. County (not to mention all the Indian gaming resorts), Gardena is down to two casinos: Hustler and the Normandie, which was one of the original casinos in California.

Posted by: klezmerphan | 01:59 PM on March 27, 2008

Such a waste of a Krispy Kreme donut. And it has been far too long since I've had one.

Perhaps this weekend...

Posted by: Susan | 09:44 PM on March 27, 2008

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