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March 27, 2008

TO BE EATEN ONLY IN THE CARDIAC UNIT, WITH SURGEONS HOVERING NEARBY, SCALPELS POISED

The Doughnut Burger

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(Thanks to Josh)

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And defibrillator charged!

First to say BARF!

"Illinois team counts on calories to draw attention"

You think someone having a coronary in the stands will call enough attention?

Seriously, as much as I love Krispy Kremes and hamburgers, the two tastes do not go together...

I like extra glaze on my burger.

And sometimes I substitute a donut for the burger.

I wash it all down with donuts pureed in sugar water.

I feel no ill affe..-^-^-^-^------------------

Now if they could only deep fry the whole thing . . .

And when you add condiments it only gets worse...

*cardiac arrest snorks* @ Punkin!

What, no ketchup? And I prefer mine cream-filled.

And of course you need something to wash it down ...

A place I used to go to in Waco had a hot dog similar to the one the team came up with except the one I got had 3 strips of bacon and no sauerkraut. I am so craving one right now.

This has already been invented. It's called a "Luther Burger" after Luther Vandross. I swear I am not making this up.

*munch* *munch* *munch* *munch*
Needs more salt.
*munch* *munch*

As disgusting as that looks, is it really that much different from this?

*shudders at both*

Yes, I saw this on a Food Network program about diners.

For one brief shining moment we had Krispy Kremes here in su.so.ca. but they're all gone now. :(

what, no gravy???

How far behind can swirly pink donuts with lunchmeat sprinkles be?

God has a sick sense of humour, everything that's really great turns out to be bad for you.

Eleanor, fear not... we have a Krispy Kreme™ outlet here in the South Bay (in Gardena) -- if you're on the 110 Fwy South, get off at Artesia (the 91 Fwy) West and go two blocks -- it's on your right.

That's amazing, Mot, I was just making a note to watch George Carlin's show "It's Bad For Ya" on the Comedy Channel tonite; wonder if he'll include sinfully high-calorie foods in his rant?

You know, I grew up with Krispy Kreme and won't eat any other glazed donuts. That, however, makes my chest hurt.

Save 200 proofs-of-purchase and receive a free motorized chub-cart.

Sounds as good as the Twinkie™ Weiner Sandwich

For the record, I could only eat about half of one; and I didn't even dunk it in coffee.

Doc Rick: Was that at Health Camp, by any chance?

This has already been invented. It's called a "Luther Burger" after Luther Vandross. I swear I am not making this up.

Posted by: Mitch Connor | 10:32 AM on March 27, 2008

The Luther has 2 patties, 3 Krispy Kremes and far more condiments. This is the healthy version.

MKJ: That's always the person I wind up sitting next to...

klez, being in San Diego that's a little far for me to go, even for a Krispy Kreme. I wonder if they ship.
BTW, is there still gambling in Gardena?

El, I would say eating a Krispy Kreme burger is quite the gamble.

do they offer a special for cops, i wonder?

Eleanor, there is still gambling in Gardena, but because of the proliferation of casinos elsewhere in L.A. County (not to mention all the Indian gaming resorts), Gardena is down to two casinos: Hustler and the Normandie, which was one of the original casinos in California.

Such a waste of a Krispy Kreme donut. And it has been far too long since I've had one.

Perhaps this weekend...

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