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March 27, 2008

THIS JUST IN FROM CLINTON COUNTY

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Poor dears. Who nominated them? Their worst enemies?

First to not qualify for pork queen.

Pork Queen? I do not think that word means what you think it means. At least, it meant something else back when I was in college.

Clear case of when beauty pageant naming goes bad.

Clear case of when beauty pageant naming goes bad.

"So, do you come here often?"

"Sure. I raise breeding and show swine."

And she has a terrific personality, too.

must be happy hour -- two for one posts

Ohio, a photo of Herefords, and a reference to a 'pork skillathon.' 3 strikes.

Bacon, anyone?

from Muppets Take Manhattan
"Me? In love with a pig? Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ahhh... the sounds of love: su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!"

Does Hammie get to be a judge?
Waves large white flag @ Hammie.

" must be happy hour -- two for one posts

Posted by: Texgal | 02:28 PM on March 27, 2008 "

*snork!*

Annie, I was gonna *WAVE my tu-tu @ Hammie*

Pork queen? Now doesn't that just open up a can of combacks.

...comebacks even...*snork*

Man, they must take a lot of ribbing. Won't they ever loin?

I should clarify that the large white flag I'm waving at Hammie is NOT my undies. I'm a lady.

Will they do ballet?

They're just a buncha hams.

Maybe 'Dance of the Sugared Pork Fairies.'

They could have some competition with Sandusky, I suppose.

snork @ Hammie *gives him the cold shoulder*

Do they have to show the judges their cutlets?

I shall be a gentleman and not make a single comment about Annie's large white non-undies.

Tex, I completely agree (both times) on the ineptitude of the Pageant Naming Committee. Good grief!

*Withholds distasteful remark about the other white meat*

Hmmph! I didn't make it as a finalist for Pork Queen and my undies are bigger than Annies!

It's actually a big (har) deal to win something like this. Being from a farming community, I know.

Siouxie, you left your weapon of mas passion out in the rain again.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I'm gonna need a bigger battery.

Or a big fat power plant.

Will there be muskrat skinning later in the competition?

Cheese, yes. And the talent competition will involve mud wrestling.

Mmmmmmm, mud.

Thanks Sioux, I may now always have to sleep with the light on.

Dave blogged about a pageant in which the girls had to skin an opossum. Linky anyone?

Muskrat Beauty Pageant. I actually liked that one because it takes skill, not just looks.

whew. glad my folks is kosher. althogh, that would have a sort of ironic flare to it, ya think?

Only for the one you love . . .

Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 02:55 PM on March 27, 2008

*snork* @ this link. Its message is also my motto. And afterwards, have some dinner.

Excellent billboard, MKJ!

*Snorking* at the porking!

They look like they all have braces...maybe it's the picture.

daisy, that's probably chicken wire.

Anyone else read that as "Clinton Country? Still applies I think.

From all of us in Clinton County.....F**K OFF!*

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