THIS IS VERY, VERY WRONG

But we see his point.

(Also thanks to DavCat)

Comments

[Christine]

If anything would cause me to randomly shoot people, that would be at the top of the list.

[CJrun]

In keeping with Blog policy and in fear for my life, I will not be commenting on the name "Weenus Chumkamnerd."

[slyeyes]

The story didn't say if Weenus ever shot his parents for giving him that name.

[Texgal]

He said he was so furious with their awful singing that he did not notice he had murdered his own brother-in-law.

Yeah, right. But maybe if it had been Manilow . . .

[Epic Anderson]

"Hey Weenus."

"Boontip, holla balla."

"Been tapping that rubber again?"

"That's what she said!"

"Har! ...I don't get it."

"The translation to Malay or Taiwanese or whatever language we speak says it means 'the lady in question bespoke a humorous sexual innuendo."

"...har!"

"Anyway, how about that hot new John Denver cut?"

"The one that makes you want to go on a shooting rampage?"

"..."

"Good! It's good. Love his stuff. Really."

[slyeyes]

I'll have whatever Epic has; it must be good stuff.

[Marilyn]

"When I began shooting nobody pleaded for his life because they were all drunk," he said after his arrest.

What is his point? That it's partly their fault that he shot them?

"Your honor, my client's defense is contributory negligence."

[JEC666]

Marilyn, they were doing/killing John Denver. It;s all their fault.

[SW]

One of the revellers survived by playing dead, convincing the gunman that he too had been killed.

"Don't shoot me again. I'm already dead."

"Really?"

"Yeah, look - I'm not moving. Well maybe just my lips, but that's an involuntary spasm."

"Oh, okay."

"Better go check your brother-in-law. I think he's still breating."

"Alright, thanks. Seeya later."

"Don't mention it."

(Lol, epic. I wonder what Weenus' nickname was?)

[russellmc]

Give it up for "Weenus and the Rubber Tappers"

[crossgirl]

can you imagine how much worse it would be if they'd been singing "annie's song"?

[JEC666]

You're lucky she's not here to read that. I bet she wrote a lovely song.

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

As usual, they missed the real story: Why is John Denver's Country Roads "a hugely popular song in south east Asia "??!?!

[Wavey]

Reminds me of the apartment I lived in 20 years ago. Some Asians moved into the apartment below me and promptly began having loud karaoke parties in their apartment every weekend, which included lovely renditions of classics such as "Arr I Ha to Do is Dleam" and "Bad Bad Reloy Blown" among others.

Fortunately I just reported them to the landlord instead of shooting them. They were evicted.