THE WESTCHESTER COUNTY, NY, PANTSLESSNESS EPIDEMIC
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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March 26, 2008
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Suburban New York police say a drunken driver had a suspended license and had marijuana in her car. Oh, they also say she didn't have any pants on.
Talk about "had a bad day"!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 26, 2008 at 09:28 AM
Sounds like a typical Saturday night in rural Texas.
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 26, 2008 at 09:30 AM
New York's version of a crack down?
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | March 26, 2008 at 09:34 AM
Wow...alcohol AND drugs were involved. Amazing.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2008 at 09:37 AM
One of my female high school classmates was working as a carhop at an A&W drive-in (which still offer free root beer to geezer bus drivers), which extremely old people remember would serve you your food by hanging the tray on your half open car window.
One day as she was hanging a tray on a guy's window he flashed her. In "shock" she dumped the whole tray in his lap, including bacon cheeseburger, hot fries, and root beer float.
I think they still have her picture on a plaque there.
Posted by: padraig | March 26, 2008 at 09:43 AM
{A telephone message left at her family's Centre home Tuesday night hasn't been returned.}
Jeez, I can't imagine why!
Doc, make that a slow Saturday night in rural Texas.
Posted by: Texgal | March 26, 2008 at 09:48 AM
When I read this, I was reminded of a
cretin... certain Pop Tart.Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | March 26, 2008 at 09:50 AM
Nice, pad, especially the "hot fries" to the groinal area.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 26, 2008 at 09:50 AM
Earlier this month a Westchester County man was accused of using a doughnut shop's drive-through lane while not wearing pants. He's charged with public lewdness.
What kind of donuts did he order and what did he do with them? I mean, define "lewd".
Posted by: Lairbo | March 26, 2008 at 09:52 AM
Good point Tex. I was trying to give us a little bit of dignity where there weren't none. ;)
Posted by: Doc Rick | March 26, 2008 at 09:58 AM
"Angelica from Long Island"
*eyeroll* I can hear her now..."Oh, my gawd! Don't tawk to me like dat, ya freakin' cawp! Where the f*wk are my f*wkin' pants?!!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2008 at 10:00 AM
*snoawk* @ Annie!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2008 at 10:25 AM
*Removes pants from car antenna*
Heh, heh ... oops!
*Waves to Lairbo and gal*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 26, 2008 at 10:29 AM
I feel so good about being Southern right now...
Posted by: SpamLamb | March 26, 2008 at 10:39 AM
SpamLamb - that too, will pass.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2008 at 10:45 AM
Yet another reason for Aunt Shelly to visit Florida and not Yonkers.
Say, didn't Dave grow up in Westchester County? And if memory serves, MtB works there. Hmmmm.
AWBH: So, you've seen the video? Maybe this could be featured on a Very Special Episode of "Cops" where, instead of being shirtless, those arrested are sans pants.
Posted by: Lairbo | March 26, 2008 at 10:58 AM
*applauds pad's high school pal!*
Posted by: Diva | March 26, 2008 at 11:14 AM
Lairbo - yes he did, and I grew up nearby. As for the video, I attended Albany State, daycare facility for Long Island, so I freakin' lived the video. :)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2008 at 11:38 AM
Everybody must get pantsless!
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | March 26, 2008 at 12:01 PM
*tosses pants on blog couch*
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2008 at 12:42 PM
She wasn't driving, operating a motorized vehicle(no mention of BOB) and anybody could have put the marijuana there, including the non-mentioned toilet attendant. What's the problem?
Posted by: JEC666 | March 26, 2008 at 12:54 PM
*folds Siouxie's pants neatly on couch*
Come on, now - Aunt Shelly is watching.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2008 at 12:56 PM
Um, Annie, do you know about a new Blue Collar tour coming up? "Cause that usually makes me hide my coy little Southern eyes in shame pretty quickly...
Posted by: SpamLamb | March 26, 2008 at 02:00 PM