THE MISSOURI LEGISLATURE

Proving You Can't Spell "Moron" Without "Mo"

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[daisymae]

Good to see you didn't forget to set your clock ahead this morning or to have LOTS of caffeine, Dave.

[slyeyes]

Currently, our State Nut is the Black Walnut, but we're working on changing that to Chris Dougherty.

[Jeff Meyerson]

"We've got a state dinosaur, a state frog, a state reptile, a state flower, a state nut, but no one has given a thought to a company that's been in Missouri for many, many years and is bringing prosperity to our state and manufacturing a product in our state that many people enjoy," Dougherty said.

1. "many people" without taste that is
2. Is Rep. Dougherty that "state nut" in question?

There is no #3... .

[Jeff Meyerson]

You beat me to it, sly.

[Texgal]

"But Missourians would not be alone in excusing alcohol runs as evidence of civic pride. Alabama in 2004 made Conecuh Ridge Alabama Fine Whiskey that state's official spirit."

So Missouri feels the need to compete with ALABAMA???? Damn, that's reeeeeeeeeally desperate!

[Epic Anderson]

Dave, I confess that after reading this, I no longer believe in anything. It would seem, on cursory analysis, that you are suggesting that public recognition of the value of beer is a bad thing. I thought this sort of concerned public action was the cornerstone of your presidential bid. My reality will never recover.

[Elon Weintraub]

"Besides milk, states have picked orange juice, cranberry juice, tomato juice, water, Kool-Aid, coffee milk, South Carolina Grown Tea and the soft drink Moxie."

I always knew Nebraska was drinking the Kool-Aid. Now we have proof. (I looked it up)

[Marilyn]

Um, is there a Budweiser factory in his district?

[JEC666]

Epic, no-one said/wrote/typed anything about beer, the topic is Budgeiser.

[Texgal]

"the topic is Budgeiser"

ummmm, we've switched the topic to old farts who raise colorful pet birds????

[JEC666]

Drink that horse p!ss and it comes uo like a geiser, if you're lucky.

[JEC666]

Drink that horse p!ss and it comes uo like a geiser, if you're lucky.

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Reminds me of that Eric Idle joke:
"Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?"
"Because it's f-ing close to water."

[silver]

And yet, it is brewed in CO

[jerryflower]

Yes, I can not speak 'moron' without 'mo'. How can it is possible to speak 'moron' without 'mo'? Because both are same consonent, and you had to speak 'mo' before you speak 'moron'.
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jerry
Addiction Recovery Missouri