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March 25, 2008

THE APOCALYPSE IS DEFINITELY HERE

Miss Bimbo

Here's the website., which features the term "registered Bimbos."

And while we're on this topic, here's a story about Britney Spears.

(Thanks to sjhaller, Jeff Meyerson and Keli Minick)

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2008 at 10:11 AM | Permalink

Comments

What's next? Miss Crack Whore??

Posted by: ellie | 10:16 AM on March 25, 2008

The internet is for educational purposes, the internet is for educational purposes, . . .

Posted by: Texgal | 10:16 AM on March 25, 2008

See? Pussy fallout fallout!

Posted by: diverdowndoc | 10:17 AM on March 25, 2008

A sign of the apocalypse, and Britney Spears story, all in one: The Atlantic on Britney. Yes, that's right, The Atlantic, known for literature (Mark Twain, among others, wrote for the magazine) and political wonkery (see the current masthead, and all the articles about Clinton, Obama, McCain, and China) has an article. A cover story, actually, on Britney.

Truly, the end is nigh. Or neighing. Or something like that.

Posted by: wiredog | 10:17 AM on March 25, 2008

I'm waiting for Ms. Trailerpark.

Posted by: Siouxie | 10:17 AM on March 25, 2008

OMG! I was all like, whatever when I saw that!

Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 10:22 AM on March 25, 2008

*Snork* @ MKJ!

Posted by: ellie | 10:23 AM on March 25, 2008

Sioux, will this tide you over?

Posted by: ellie | 10:25 AM on March 25, 2008

These stories aren't about Bimbo.

Posted by: oneblankspace | 10:25 AM on March 25, 2008

I can't help noticing it doesn't mention any underwear being included...

Posted by: Steve Haller | 10:26 AM on March 25, 2008

LMAO ellie, love it.

Steve- duh!

Posted by: Siouxie | 10:29 AM on March 25, 2008

IIANMTU, I've got the TV on Sky News from London and as I was reading the intro to this thread, Sky was running the exact same story. How's that for a transatlantic simul?

Posted by: Mot the Hoople | 10:31 AM on March 25, 2008

So, oneblankspace, in Mexico bimbos are noted for making a lot of bread??

Posted by: Steve Haller | 10:31 AM on March 25, 2008

*snork* @ Steve!

Sioux, we have plenty of the real thing here in TX. *sigh*

Posted by: ellie | 10:34 AM on March 25, 2008

I wonder if she can have a little dog?

Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 10:35 AM on March 25, 2008

Mot, that just goes to show that all you need to know in the world, is right here on this blog.

Posted by: Siouxie | 10:35 AM on March 25, 2008

ellie, so sad but true. SIGH!

Posted by: Texgal | 10:37 AM on March 25, 2008

"The web designer from Tooting, south-west London,...."

Oh, Leetie! London calling .......

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 10:42 AM on March 25, 2008

TMI . . .

Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 10:43 AM on March 25, 2008

"See also: Paris Hilton"

Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 10:45 AM on March 25, 2008

Please show proper respect: it's the bimbo EASTER edition!

Posted by: Betsy | 10:46 AM on March 25, 2008

Gee, thanks just the same Mr Jeeves, but I like these shakers a lot better...

Posted by: Steve Haller | 10:58 AM on March 25, 2008

SH: Take your pick . . .
:-P

Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 11:02 AM on March 25, 2008

What gets me is all these parents who are "outraged" that they find their children are doing less than savory things when left to themselves on the world wide interweb. Someone needs to gobsmack some parents. I can't believe they aren't embarassed to admit that.

Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 11:14 AM on March 25, 2008

*volunteers to do the gobsmacking*

I agree, Lizzy. What the hell do they THINK is out there??? Humor blogs??

*eyeroll*

Posted by: Siouxie | 11:20 AM on March 25, 2008

Siouxie, I have to say I certainly would ban my childrens from this blog until they were thirty two.

Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 11:23 AM on March 25, 2008

I hear ya, Lizzy. We don't want to scar our kids for life.

Posted by: Siouxie | 11:38 AM on March 25, 2008

No we want to do that, just like our parents got the joy of doing that, we just don't want people on the interweb to know of it.

Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 11:46 AM on March 25, 2008

That's a fine line, Wench. After all, they eventually pick our retirement homes.
As for Britty-bimbos, I really don't mind them much. They make it so much easier for me to shine. At least to the thinkin' guys. :)And that's all that matters.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:05 PM on March 25, 2008

Annie, it's the shiny strappy sandals ;-P

oooooooooooo something shiny!!!

Posted by: Siouxie | 12:09 PM on March 25, 2008

You're right again, Siouxie. Shiny!

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:18 PM on March 25, 2008

there's a version fot LotR fans, called 'Bimbo Baggins'...

Posted by: insomniac | 12:22 PM on March 25, 2008

for...

Posted by: insomniac | 12:23 PM on March 25, 2008

Annie, why are they (bimbos-trailer-trash-hoes) always named Britney??

Posted by: Siouxie | 12:38 PM on March 25, 2008

Cause their mommas have no imagination whatsoever. Hence the genetic stupidity carries on and on and on. Sigh. Darwin still has some work to do.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:57 PM on March 25, 2008

Figures. Gotta put some more bleach in the gene pool.

Posted by: Siouxie | 01:02 PM on March 25, 2008

*Hands Sioux the economy mega vat o' bleach*

Posted by: Texgal | 01:08 PM on March 25, 2008

Gracias, Tex! That's more for me, less for the bleached-blonde-bimbos.

Posted by: Siouxie | 01:17 PM on March 25, 2008

What, there are 'unnatural' blondes? Say it ai't so!

Posted by: Texgal | 01:32 PM on March 25, 2008

tosses ^ n for ain't

Posted by: Texgal | 01:33 PM on March 25, 2008

Hate to break it to ya, Tex. Butt...the drapes don't match the carpet (iycmd).

Posted by: Siouxie | 01:42 PM on March 25, 2008

Yeah, I hear ya Annie!

Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 02:41 PM on March 25, 2008

Am I the first one to think Registered Bimbos would be a good name for a band?

Posted by: Andy | 11:53 PM on March 25, 2008

Am I the first one to think Registered Bimbos would be a good name for a band?

Posted by: Andy | 11:54 PM on March 25, 2008

You're the first AND second, Andy.

Posted by: Diva | 03:14 PM on March 26, 2008

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