NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT
On South Beach, the omelets contain a secret ingredient.
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I wonder what the cheeses favorite gay song is?
Posted by: SlapShotFan | March 07, 2008 at 12:03 PM
lol wut
Posted by: b peppers | March 07, 2008 at 12:04 PM
um, is it me, or is the link missing that we should click on?????
Posted by: Texgal who is easily challenged | March 07, 2008 at 12:05 PM
assumes it comes with fruit on the side.
Posted by: crossgirl | March 07, 2008 at 12:05 PM
um . . . never mind.
Posted by: Texgal who is easily challenged | March 07, 2008 at 12:06 PM
Swish Cheese W[not]BAGNFARB...
Posted by: Circuit7 | March 07, 2008 at 12:08 PM
NTT . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 07, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Perhaps "It's raining Gouda men"
Posted by: Texgal | March 07, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Was it supposed to be a secret?
Posted by: Circuit7 | March 07, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Oops, didn't see the title (too busy going cross-eyed trying to read the crap-cam pic)
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 07, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Who knew that there is a YMCA on SoBe?
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 07, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Peccers are extra.
Posted by: ellie | March 07, 2008 at 12:13 PM
That crap-cam pic was crappier than usual.
Posted by: Steve | March 07, 2008 at 12:15 PM
They also make fine watches . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 07, 2008 at 12:18 PM
"Great cheese comes from
gayhappy cows."Posted by: Califernia Milk Advisory Board | March 07, 2008 at 12:20 PM
Whatever you do, don't go back at lunch and order the Swish Steak.
Posted by: Danny | March 07, 2008 at 12:20 PM
Seriously, with the crappyness of the crap cam and my bad vision it looks like it says peccers, swish cheese and tomsasses. What sort of cafe is this?? Why is Dave eating there?
Posted by: ellie | March 07, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Ellie,
The answer is that someone else is probably paying or it.
*rim shot*
Thank you. I'll be here for the 2nd show. Please remember to take care of your servers.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 07, 2008 at 12:24 PM
*throws a "f" up there*
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 07, 2008 at 12:25 PM
*wonders what's in the holes*
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 07, 2008 at 12:25 PM
You have to love those flamboyant South Beach Omelets.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | March 07, 2008 at 12:26 PM
Bãrön, PLEASE don't tell me what's in the eggs....
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 07, 2008 at 12:31 PM
Eggbeaters, DD. Real eggs aren't allowed in the establishment...
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 07, 2008 at 12:33 PM
LOL, ec!
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 07, 2008 at 12:40 PM
I'd Edam.
Posted by: Ru Paul | March 07, 2008 at 12:40 PM
SoBe has swish cheese. SoHo has something worse:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/goingson/2008/02/extreme-chocola.html
Posted by: Danny | March 07, 2008 at 12:43 PM
I'll bet on the lunch menu that the spinach salad has fey-ta on it.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 07, 2008 at 12:46 PM
They had better not serve orange juice with that or Anita Bryant will really be ticked.
Posted by: Baron of Gray Matter | March 07, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Danny's link, and it should be noted that they also have Swish Chocolate
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | March 07, 2008 at 12:47 PM
Danny, I think you might have put several of the women right off chocolate with that thought....
Inspirational item: I have just read a wonderful article about an amazing woman. I am proud to say that she was one of my colleagues in the library here until just before her graduation. Her name is Rosemary Bichage, and she is the subject of the cover story of the University's magazine, Perspectives. To read her story - and please do - click that link and then click on the magazine cover on the right side of the page. Her story, "Unbreakable," begins page 5. You will not look at your life's adversities the same way again. //inspirational notice
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 07, 2008 at 12:48 PM
Does Swish cheese come as a wheeeeeeeee...l
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 07, 2008 at 12:54 PM
I'm guessing the crapcam was fuzzy because Dave was laughing hysterically.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 07, 2008 at 12:55 PM
Wow... those wacky New Yorkers... Thangcksz Baron. I'm throwing away my Fannie May right now.
Posted by: Circuit7 | March 07, 2008 at 01:09 PM
There's gotta be a tie-in to "flaming" here somehow, but I got nothin'.
Posted by: Braniff77 | March 07, 2008 at 01:10 PM
So a Florida Cheesehead would still be a Packers fan? Just a little different? NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 07, 2008 at 01:10 PM
Wouldn't Flaming Swish Cheese be a homoerotic fondue? NTTAWWT
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | March 07, 2008 at 01:23 PM
*YUCKsnork* @ Bãrön!!*
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 07, 2008 at 01:24 PM
Baron - only if served on a Schicksa-BOB.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 07, 2008 at 01:26 PM
AWbh - is that one that we have to peel ourselves?
Posted by: confused | March 07, 2008 at 01:28 PM
Annie... does a Schicksa-BOB use AA, AAA, C or D cells? Oh, and how do you keep if from melting when you have flaming Swish cheese impaled on it?
Ok... the visual is now getting a little disturbing.
*gets the brain bleach ready for the inevitable answer*
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | March 07, 2008 at 01:30 PM
*swishes in*
*orders omelet*
*sashays over to table a la Nathan Lane in Birdcage and takes a seat to wait*
Posted by: Eleanor | March 07, 2008 at 01:37 PM
Baron, me thinks a Schicksa-BOB is a plug-in, IYKNWIM, AITYD.
Posted by: Texgal | March 07, 2008 at 01:39 PM
Lady Swish, what would be your pleasure?
Posted by: Freddie Mercury | March 07, 2008 at 01:41 PM
*limp-wristed wave to Eleanor*
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 07, 2008 at 01:47 PM
"Funny, he doesn't look Jewswish."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 07, 2008 at 01:51 PM
Perhaps that's cheese they swish around in the lemon wedge bin? And there is something wrong with that.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | March 07, 2008 at 02:01 PM
Thanks, but I think I'll pass on that South Beach diet...
Posted by: Wes S. | March 07, 2008 at 02:12 PM
Mushrooms and cheese (swish of course) and you singing Bohemian Rhapsody while serving me, IYKWIM...;)
Posted by: Eleanor | March 07, 2008 at 02:46 PM
Foppishly excellent choice.
Posted by: Freddie Mercury | March 07, 2008 at 02:50 PM
Ru Paul just announced the end of his presidential campaign.
Posted by: Alien8 | March 07, 2008 at 03:37 PM
Wait, that was Ron Paul announcing the end of his campaign. Never mind.
Posted by: Alien8 | March 07, 2008 at 03:46 PM
Alien8, I can understand your confusion.
Posted by: Texgal | March 07, 2008 at 05:15 PM
*snork* @ alien8!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 07, 2008 at 06:11 PM