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March 28, 2008

MORE FASCISM

Now they want to take away our precious nipple rings.

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(Thanks to sjhaller and of course Siouxie and -- Surprise! -- DavCat. Also Cheryl Howard.)

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No. Being the man she is, Gloria Allred knows nothing about tata's.

I used to have to tell airport security that I had a belly button ring and sometimes even showed it, cuz it would always beep as I walked through.

Well, maybe not 'weapons' per se . . .

I hope Janet Jackson is paying attention to this.

The only thing worse than a story concerning Miss Allred suing someone over pfffft! is Barbara Boxer off her medication in front of a microphone. Really, a supersoaker filled with gas and butane tourch. What?

Two words that should never appear in the same sentence: nipples and pliers.

Three words that should never appear in any sentence. Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer and Gloria Allred. And Schwarzeneboxer's wife, boneface Nelson.

You get what you pay for.

What's wrong with making nipples ring?

*Listens carefully*

Something like this would at least get it over with quicker...

I just don't see the appeal of nipple-piercing.
(*Cringes and cups her own breasts*)

ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

*So glad to be flying next week...*

snif, trust me on this. the initial piercing HURTS LIKE HE!!. after that, not so much. i've been pulled to the side because my piercings set off the metal detectors, but only at some airports. i'm not sure why the pliers were involved because the rings do come out fairly easily. and if someone came after my nipple rings with a pair of pliers, i'm sure that they would have to send for a doctor to remove said pliers from their nether regions. that is all.

Video Update

Key quote from Gloria Allred: "The last time I checked, a nipple was not a dangerous weapon." ---SNORK

Why pliers? Wasn't one of these handy?

"Ladies and gentlemen, would you welcome please----DANGEROUS NIPPLES!!"

ouchie, fivver!! lol

fivver, that looks almost like what they use to insert the rings the first time. and yes, ouchie, Siouxie.

You could take an eye out with one of those!

Do people wearing Middle Eastern attire even HAVE nipples? Has anyone checked??? *slapping herself for obvious racist comment*

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