JUST DON'T ROOT TOO HARD

Have Vasectomy, Watch NCAA Hoops

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[jug]

Nothing says "Go Team" like a bag of frozen peas....

[daisymae]

snork @ frozen peas

[jug]

Frozen peas. Taking shrinkage to a whole new level

[jug]

Frozen peas. Taking shrinkage to a whole new level

[Jeff Meyerson]

"The frozen peas are malleable enough that you can get them right in there and get the swelling down," FitzPatrick said.

I guess they think men are idiots and will fall for a stupid promotion like this.

Um, what was that number again?

[Texgal]

Um, guys, please toss the peas when you're done. They've already given their all for your team.

[Epic Anderson]

"Sir, you can't have more than one vasectomy."

"But it's March Madness! WOOOOOOOO!!"

"I still don't...That doesn't even...You can't possibly...is that a bag of frozen peas?"

"WOOOOOOOO!!"

[slyeyes]

The snip off before the tipoff.

[slyeyes]

Epic, how's it going wi th SSG?

[Texgal]

'visualize whirled peas' *snork* @ sly for: "The snip off before the tipoff."

[Marilyn]

No one understands how guys think like another guy. I think this advertisement makes perfect sense. It is well known that if a guy starts having chest pains during the big game, he will wait until it's over to go to the emergency room.

I'm wondering if a cold can of beer would do the same job as the frozen peas . . .

[Siouxie]

why not frozen corn??

[Marilyn]

"why not frozen corn??"

I think any frozen vegetable would work, as long as it is small and doesn't clump together. Really, you need to buy several bags, because once it thaws refreezing it doesn't work too well. It ends up as a big frozen lump.

[JEC666]

I'll use frozen margaritas and skip the snip. (don't really care for peas)

[ScottMGS]

Key quote: ...men need two to four days to recover from the procedure - but not all take the time.

*raises hand* Tip to other men who haven't been there yet. Don't rest a day, then drive two hours to a convention and [try to] walk between the displays and the breakout sessions all day, then drive home. Seriously. Not recommended.

[ellie]

recovery kit of sports magazines

Definitely more prudent than girly magazines. At least until the swelling goes down.

[SW]

Gives new meaning to the phrase "Thufferin' thuccotash!!!"

[SW]

"Mommy, this split pea soup tastes funny."

"Well, we were out of ham hocks."

[Siouxie]

*raises hand* Tip to other women whose significant others haven't been there yet. Don't stay home. You'll need at least 3 days of retail therapy whilst he is at home whining recouperating. Trust me on this.

[SW]

"It ends up as a big frozen lump."

Marilyn, I didn't quite understand. What is the antecedent noun that your pronoun 'it' refers to?

[Texgal]

ugh, SW, remind me never to eat the "soup du jour" at your house!

[Marilyn]

"It" was the bag of frozen peas, but maybe it should have been "they," meaning the peas (plural).

[insomniac]

frozen peas: for when your 'jolly green giant' ain''t so jolly...

[Texgal]

'jolly green giant' -- exaggerating to prove a point????

[Bondo]

This brings a new meaning to changing your "Seeding" in the tournament!!!

[Jazzzz]

two to four days for recovery
I guarantee this is from someone who has not had one!!!

[Jazzzz]

I think the blog clock seizing

[Jazzzz]

or the bot has invaded my "hard" drive

[Texgal, CMS (certified manure spreader)]

Is the bot playing hard ball with your drive? Bummer.

[Marilyn]

time for a little Italian:

"'Sti cazzi"

literal translation: "these balls"

American equivalent: "I don't give a shit."

[Marilyn]

informative article in wikipedia on British slang expressions:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bollocks

[Amanda in Hawaii]

One of the most brilliant marketing campaigns I've heard of in a while!!!!

[SW]

Okay, but if the Clippers are on, that would be a better choice.