IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE FRANCE SURRENDERS
The gophers are winning in Canada.
Key Quote Indicating That Some Guys Have a Plan That Is Probably Not Going To Work Out The Way They Expect: Despite a ban on fires in the tinder-dry area of Springbank, just northeast of Calgary's city limits, two men went into a field to kill gophers using a device called a Rodenator, fire officials said on Monday.
(Thanks to Corey Smith and sjhaller and Siouxie and Baron vonKlyff)

When Redneck foreplay goes bad.
Posted by: Texgal | March 25, 2008 at 09:52 AM
*snork* at Texgal.
Posted by: diverdowndoc | March 25, 2008 at 09:52 AM
Caddyshack, eh???
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2008 at 09:52 AM
Rodenator??? Sounds like something that Carl Spackler might use on the "varmint-kong."
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | March 25, 2008 at 09:55 AM
What an incredible Cinderella story...
Posted by: Carl Spackler | March 25, 2008 at 09:57 AM
*sneer* Amateurs!
Posted by: Bill Murray | March 25, 2008 at 10:11 AM
Propane, Oxygen, tunnels, beer(western Canada,(trust me on that one), explosion... who could'a' guessed?
Posted by: JEC666 | March 25, 2008 at 10:49 AM
Exactly, Siouxie!
Isn't the Rodenator the featured item on the new Wendy's(™) commercials?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 25, 2008 at 11:09 AM
I think we all thought of the same thing when reading this one, Jeff.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2008 at 11:25 AM
Maybe they should try the new Spicy Rodenator ... !
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 25, 2008 at 11:38 AM
Don't we have enough visual proof that this was a bad idea? I guess the men will receive total consciousness on their death bed. So they've got that going for them, which is nice.
Posted by: Matt Morrison | March 25, 2008 at 11:47 AM
Bob and Doug Mackenzie ride again, eh?
Posted by: Wes S. | March 25, 2008 at 11:49 AM
Was it the Acme brand Rodenator? Accept no substitutes. Wile E. Coyote was nothing if not persistant, God bless him.
Posted by: WayneHere | March 25, 2008 at 09:20 PM