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March 27, 2008
IT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN A WOMBAT IN DISGUISE
Convicted Mobster Claims He Was A Victim Of Bigfoot
(Thanks to DavCat)
Posted by Dave on March 27, 2008 at 09:34 AM | Permalink
Comments
FIRST to ask if he only picked on really hairy kids?
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | 09:37 AM on March 27, 2008
Mobster?
More coffee, Dave.
Posted by: diane | 09:41 AM on March 27, 2008
Bigfoot and him??? Surely Bigfoot has better taste. I don't buy it for ONE second.
Posted by: Siouxie | 09:43 AM on March 27, 2008
Related to Bigfoot, maybe. I'm with Sioux. Bigfoot has higher standards in a "date."
Posted by: Texgal | 09:49 AM on March 27, 2008
Morrill really believes the assaulted happened.
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"What? Are you serious," said one resident.
Who wrote this, Bigfoot?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 09:49 AM on March 27, 2008
I think he'd be considered a 'mobster' if a group of kangaroos assaulted him. Or maybe a 'mobstee.' Not sure. I don't speak down under. Although jug does. And he could sure use one of those charcoal filters when he does.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 09:51 AM on March 27, 2008
Annie, don't be so hard on him. Bigfoot doesn't have access to Babel Fish for the bigfoot to english translation feature.
Besides, his fingers are too big to use a keyboard well.
Posted by: ellie | 09:55 AM on March 27, 2008
This is the only big foot
he needs.
*Let's see if the bot lets this one through*
Posted by: Cat R | 09:55 AM on March 27, 2008
So many great band names, so little time...
Give it up for Molested By Bigfoot
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | 10:38 AM on March 27, 2008
And let's not forget all those poor guys who were abducted by aliens when they were kids, gotta be a good criminal defense in there somewhere...
Posted by: Steve Haller | 10:56 AM on March 27, 2008
In keeping with the Blog's policy of not making fun of names, I will not mention that the judge's name is "Howe Brown."
My maiden name is Howe, which made the decision not to hpyhenate my last name when I got married very easy.
Howe-Brown
Howe-White
Howe-Young
Howe-Ridiculous.
Posted by: kristie | 03:48 PM on March 27, 2008
