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March 27, 2008

IT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN A WOMBAT IN DISGUISE

Convicted Mobster Claims He Was A Victim Of Bigfoot

(Thanks to DavCat)

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FIRST to ask if he only picked on really hairy kids?

Mobster?

More coffee, Dave.

Bigfoot and him??? Surely Bigfoot has better taste. I don't buy it for ONE second.

Related to Bigfoot, maybe. I'm with Sioux. Bigfoot has higher standards in a "date."

Morrill really believes the assaulted happened.
...
"What? Are you serious," said one resident.

Who wrote this, Bigfoot?

I think he'd be considered a 'mobster' if a group of kangaroos assaulted him. Or maybe a 'mobstee.' Not sure. I don't speak down under. Although jug does. And he could sure use one of those charcoal filters when he does.

Annie, don't be so hard on him. Bigfoot doesn't have access to Babel Fish for the bigfoot to english translation feature.

Besides, his fingers are too big to use a keyboard well.

This is the only big foot
he needs.

*Let's see if the bot lets this one through*

So many great band names, so little time...

Give it up for Molested By Bigfoot

And let's not forget all those poor guys who were abducted by aliens when they were kids, gotta be a good criminal defense in there somewhere...

In keeping with the Blog's policy of not making fun of names, I will not mention that the judge's name is "Howe Brown."

My maiden name is Howe, which made the decision not to hpyhenate my last name when I got married very easy.

Howe-Brown
Howe-White
Howe-Young

Howe-Ridiculous.

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