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March 27, 2008
INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
Totally Understandable Canadian Birthday Stabbing Of The Day So Far
Barrie police Sgt. Dan Mafturack said the man asked the woman what she wanted for dinner by saying, "Do you want ham, potatoes and vegetables, or potatoes, vegetables and ham?"
The query apparently upset the woman, who then allegedly grabbed the knife and stabbed her spouse in the chest.
(Thanks to Onterrible)
Posted by Dave on March 27, 2008 at 10:19 AM | Permalink
Comments
He obviously forgot to put the ham in a Tiffany's box. Some guys never learn.
Posted by: jug | 10:23 AM on March 27, 2008
Happy Birthday to you,
I made you ham & veggie stew,
I love you, dear wifey,
Please put down that kn..AAARRGGGLLHH.
Posted by: Punkin | 10:24 AM on March 27, 2008
Fun couple. I so want to party with them. NOT!
Posted by: Texgal | 10:24 AM on March 27, 2008
*pictures wife sitting on bench in jail cell rocking back and forth and laughing maniacally while stuffing birthday cake into her mouth.*
Posted by: Punkin | 10:25 AM on March 27, 2008
Dave, Barrie?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 10:25 AM on March 27, 2008
"He was probably being sarcastic."
Ya think? And she had a sharp response for that.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 10:27 AM on March 27, 2008
Amateur. Next time use a machete. That'll learn him.
Posted by: Siouxie | 10:27 AM on March 27, 2008
*slices piece of cake for Siouxie*
Posted by: Punkin | 10:29 AM on March 27, 2008
Aw. I love a good love story involving stabbings.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | 10:30 AM on March 27, 2008
No! I would not like them with a mouse! I would not like them on a house!
*Stab*
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 10:30 AM on March 27, 2008
*carries cake to Sioux*
Posted by: Texgal | 10:31 AM on March 27, 2008
Ah, takes me back to the good old days of TV game shows...
"So, do you want Door Number 1, Door Number 2, or Door Number -- AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!"
Posted by: Steve Haller | 10:33 AM on March 27, 2008
Thank you, gals!!
*stuffs face with cake*
Posted by: Siouxie | 10:37 AM on March 27, 2008
It's not like he was offering her Kraft Dinner or baked beans or anything like thatYeah... because then the stabbing would have been completely justified, alcohol involvement or not.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | 10:52 AM on March 27, 2008
you can have Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Eggs and Spam, or Spam, Eggs, Spam, Spam, and Spam.
Posted by: Braniff77 | 10:53 AM on March 27, 2008
GMTA, Annie! Sheesh. Is this any way to be treated on your birthday by a smarta$$ husband?
I'd defend her for free. And he probably didn't give her a present either.
Posted by: Eleanor | 10:55 AM on March 27, 2008
had the same thought braniff - only without the eggs. i'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam. i love it.
Posted by: queensbee | 11:00 AM on March 27, 2008
"Thanks for my birthday dinner, honey. Now let me cut your meat for you."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 11:03 AM on March 27, 2008
Dang it, Braniff77 took my line before I even got here...
Posted by: Kathybear | 11:04 AM on March 27, 2008
Sarcasm, it turns out, truly is the weapon of the weak.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | 11:13 AM on March 27, 2008
Cheesewiz, cut the ham, please.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 11:28 AM on March 27, 2008
I don't like Spam! (which is made by Hormel in Minnesota)
Posted by: it's | 11:29 AM on March 27, 2008
And spam is the wee-pun of the week.
*waves knife @ Hammie's potatoes*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 11:32 AM on March 27, 2008
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 11:33 AM on March 27, 2008
MKJ, maybe after foreclosure for a few folks.
Posted by: Texgal | 11:44 AM on March 27, 2008
Fist of all, leave me out of this. However, Canadian cuisine has been known to affect a lot of people like that, especially with winter being in its eighth month by now.
Posted by: SpamLamb | 11:44 AM on March 27, 2008
was the guy actually offering to make dinner?
that'll teach him!
Posted by: insomniac | 11:59 AM on March 27, 2008
This disproves, once and for all, the statement that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | 12:14 PM on March 27, 2008
*Discreetly covers potatoes*
*Waves generous amount of flotsam @ Annie!!!*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | 12:17 PM on March 27, 2008
Yeah, Hammie. With a knife, you can get to the heart more directly.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | 12:22 PM on March 27, 2008
no Hammie, i've found that the way to a mans heart is between the third and fourth ribs with a very sharp implement.
Posted by: wickedwitch | 12:25 PM on March 27, 2008
*SNORK!* wicked!!
Posted by: Diva | 12:57 PM on March 27, 2008
*sees Hammie's impressive flotsam*
*WAVES!!!*
Posted by: Siouxie | 12:59 PM on March 27, 2008
Hammie - you call that a generous amount of flotsam? I'm with wickedwitch - we're holding out for large wads of cash.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:59 PM on March 27, 2008
(shhhhhhhh, Annie...I'm trying to make him feel better)
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:05 PM on March 27, 2008
*Waves birthday cake @ Hammie!!!*
Posted by: Diva | 01:08 PM on March 27, 2008
Thanks, Siouxie!
Waitaminnit...
Posted by: Hammond Rye | 01:08 PM on March 27, 2008
*smooch* Hammie ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:10 PM on March 27, 2008
-.-; spam or ham... oh the choices i must make....
i'll take....
the chocolate please? with extra chocolate on the side. and chocolate sauce to drink.
screw the meat and veggies.
Posted by: TheEvilAuthoressKchan | 07:19 PM on March 27, 2008
"Kraft dinner"?? *reminisces fondly about the Barenaked Ladies, a favorite band*
Posted by: Guin | 07:47 PM on March 27, 2008
Guin--I thought the same thing! We'll just eat more of it.
Posted by: shell | 02:11 AM on March 28, 2008
