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March 23, 2008

INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL WAS INVOLVED

Man Rides Horse Through Kauai Hospital

Key Quote: "We do have a pet visitation policy, but it does not include a horse."

(Thanks to Annie Where-but-here)

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Furthermore, it wasn't even the right horse. Man...some people can't get anything right.

(Happy Horse-ter to all:)

Can't quite see a horse getting on an elevator. Alcohol or no alcohol.

"The hospital did say that they are looking for ways to improve security at the hospital." Yes, thankfully the horse had no weapons on him, cause how embarassing would that have been?

Man, that is really dangerous. NEVER give a horse alcohol.

I think this guy had it wrong. Hasn't he ever heard, Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy?


WTG, Annie!

It's easy to ride a horse into an elevator. The hard part is keeping him from pressing all the buttons. And eventually getting him out. Beep, beep, beep!

The animal was escorted out of the building after the man's father claimed the horse wasn't his.

And if it had been his?

Also: You can lead a horse to the elevator, but you can't make it face forward.

"Mr. Ed, you're wanted in brain surgery."

Of course, of course!

By law, the maximum capacity of this elevator: 4 horses.

"We do have a pet visitation policy, but it does not include a horse,"

That's speciesism, that is! Surely Hawaii has a chapter of the HADL?

How many people in the hospital had heart attacks and died because they thought it was the Apocalypse.

I thought it was an appaloosa.

Whoa!

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