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Man Accused of Driving Into Post Office
Key Quote Indicating Some Kind of Deep-Seated Consumer Dissatisfaction: Adams said Sparling had damaged a post office previously, and the sheriff said Sparling had a history of damaging postal buildings.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Shockingly, DWI was involved!!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | March 25, 2008 at 10:18 AM
He seems like the perfect post office employee. Anyone hiring?
Posted by: ellie | March 25, 2008 at 10:18 AM
You think it's bad now, wait till the last minute idiots pull up at the post office with their tax forms!
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 25, 2008 at 10:19 AM
Dad????
Posted by: Texgal | March 25, 2008 at 10:21 AM
Exactly, what's the problem, officer??
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2008 at 10:22 AM
So if he uses two cars, is that "parallel parking" ?
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 25, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Y'all wore me out. I'm going to bed now. Say funny things for me!
Nytol!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | March 25, 2008 at 10:25 AM
*smooooochies* ddd!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2008 at 10:27 AM
My car was rear-ended recently at a post office. I now realize I was protecting the post office from damage. Do I get free stamps now?
Posted by: Erb's Point | March 25, 2008 at 10:34 AM
Dang! so the mail was a little late, live with it.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | March 25, 2008 at 10:34 AM
'Night ddd!
Posted by: ellie | March 25, 2008 at 10:36 AM
So, post offices are NOT drive-thrus, then?
"Funny things"
(How was that?)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 25, 2008 at 10:37 AM
That gives "going postal" a whole different perspective.
Posted by: Wench Lizzy | March 25, 2008 at 11:25 AM
LOL Lizzy, I was thinking that too. Going "postal" in a mobile way - sort of speak.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2008 at 11:29 AM
What a waste of a classic sports car! He couldn't just find some old jalopy to crush?
Posted by: Diva | March 25, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Why waste any cars, Diva? Just hotwire one of those mail trucks. It's what I always do.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | March 25, 2008 at 11:59 AM
Much better, Elon!
Posted by: Diva | March 25, 2008 at 12:04 PM
Morning, Diva. I threw yah a return smooch way back in "Death" thread.
Erb, you might consider a rear-end condom to be worth the expense before you return to the post office. Just sayin'
Posted by: Texgal | March 25, 2008 at 12:11 PM
Aw, Tex. I'll go peek! :D Nice to see you this morning.
And OUCH re: the rear-end condom!! Guess those lines are a little tighter than I remember. :D
Posted by: Diva | March 25, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Hillary Clinton remembers going to that post office and having to run for her life with her head down.
Posted by: Dr. Bob | March 25, 2008 at 12:28 PM
Admit it, everyone - who hasn't been tempted to floor it and take out a wall? Or run your fingers through the icing on your birthday cake? Or discharge a revolver on a plane?
And yes, I'm on my way to the pharmacy right now, so I'll bring back enough for everyone.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 25, 2008 at 12:52 PM
Or whack something with a very sharp object??
Never.
*hides the machete*
Just took all my meds and then someI'm good, Annie - thanks.Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2008 at 12:57 PM
Um, Siouxie...I was referring to half-price Easter chocolate, but the blogboys and I are very happy to hear about your meds.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM
*zips in*
I can always use a little extra, Annie. I'll be waiting. :)
Posted by: Eleanor | March 25, 2008 at 01:03 PM
Dibbs on all the bunny ears. I is a klassie broad and likes to specialize.
Posted by: Texgal | March 25, 2008 at 01:05 PM
um...yeah..chocolate's what I meantasay...yep.
la la la
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2008 at 01:07 PM
El - I'll have it shipped to you via UPS, since he's your cute delivery man du jour.
*texts Siouxie some endorphins*
Texgal - you got it, especially since I'm no longer an ear fan...I just read something about Easter bunny earwax. *shudders*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 25, 2008 at 01:22 PM
Thanks, Annie!!!! Bunny earwax is considered to be a Texas condiment. However, human earwax is sometimes thought of as a delicacy by the Texas mullet sporting crowd.
Posted by: Texgal | March 25, 2008 at 01:29 PM
I thought Rocky Mountain Oysters were bad, but Beaumont Barnacles....eeeewwww...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 25, 2008 at 01:31 PM
*borrows El's zipper*
chortle...endorphans, a new variety of dolphan.
working from home has its advantages, but not having time to blog ain't one of them...
ddd - Charlie Sheen was trying a new drink last night - Nyquil + Scotch. He called it the Green Hulk.
Later.
*back to work*
Posted by: daisymae | March 25, 2008 at 01:35 PM
*mega snorks* for Beaumont Barnacles, which could also be a local team mascot or STD.
Posted by: Texgal | March 25, 2008 at 01:36 PM
Or both. (ty, Texgal)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 25, 2008 at 01:48 PM
A Beaumont team mascot COULD also be a STD. Might even be a natural progression up the evolutionary ladder.
Posted by: Texgal | March 25, 2008 at 04:24 PM